• Tue, Apr 15 - 3:52 pm ET

Neil Patrick Harris Poses So Seductively With This Snake That You’re Going To Need A Moment

Damn, NPH. Just damn.

Neil Patrick Harris is handsome, and funny, and he’s awesome, and we knew he does magic and his adorable family Halloween costumes will make you want to have 10,000 babies. But Neil Patrick Harris has never topped our list of dudes who are really, really, ridiculously sexy until now. He just posed for Annie Leibovitz for the May issue of Vanity Fair, and he’s wearing some live snakes so seductively that I have never wanted to be a snake so badly in my life.

Seriously, this is what has been buttoned up under all those Barney Stinson suits on How I Met Your Mother for the past nine years? But he’s so rugged and ropey.

Not to get all pervy about things, but Harris is positively smoldering off that magazine page. The rubbed-off eyeliner makes him look like a rock star, and the lighting makes him look significantly older, but in a good way. Neil Patrick Harris is going to be one really sexy older man in about 20 years.

His co-stars in the shoot were a diamond python and a Dumeril’s boa, and Britney Spears just lost her crown for “world’s sexiest snake dance.” In fact, we were all pretty sure that posing with snakes was played out back when Rihanna did it, but never mind. NPH has single-handedly revitalized the reptile trend. This photo is sexy enough to make a girl want to go buy herself a few snakes to wear around the city. Snakes are definitely the sexiest new accessory for fall.

(Photo: Vanity Fair)

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  • Samantha Escobar

    God, this picture = jeepers creepers. I’m actually really interested in snakes and not freaked out by them in the slightest, but…but…oh my god.

  • Kaitlin Reilly

    Is the snake in his pants?!
    Either way, he looks like a rockstar.

  • Anne Marie Hawkins

    Aaaand now he has salmonella all over his junk.

  • Crayzcheshire

    Not a big fan of the way his face looks in this pic. I think Annie was going for tough and rugged but it just looks pained.

  • DeanaCal

    Oh holy moly! I never in my life thought NPH was my cup of tea THAT way – until now!