OMG, Jorts! 20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

Last week, Coachella saw all sorts of celebrities looking really silly in their hippie costumes. While a few managed to pull away from the pack (oh hey, Kesha), most looked ridiculous. This past weekend once again bore witness to famous people in all their jorts-y glory, featuring stars and stars’ children alike walking around in absurd clothing. Guests ranging from Willow Smith to Dita Von Teese to Vanessa Hudgens put on their best wild Weedster looks for the 3-day music festival.

There were a few notable exceptions to the awful fashion rule of Coachella, but plenty of other celebs carried the weight and wore even more ridiculous outfits (ahem, Paris Hilton). Check ‘em out to see if you feel inspired to cover yourself in body paint, feathers and tons of pot smoke!

1. Alessandra Ambrosio

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

We already discussed this, but she brought her kid to Coachella. And those Lolita sunglasses are just weird.

2. Lana Del Rey

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

Photo: MHD, PacificCoastNews

If I were a 70-year-old retiree on a cruise ship, this is exactly what I’d wear.

3. Solange Knowles

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

Beyonce‘s sister looked gorgeous in Kate Spade. She, her son Daniel and her fiance Alan Ferguson were all sorts of adorable walking around at the festival.

4. Paris Hilton

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

Not content to wear just one stupid outfit, Paris wore a floral maxi dress. To be honest, its the way she poses that makes all her outfits get that extra special bit of stupid going.

5. Kylie Jenner

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

And her choker:

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

We get it. You like weed.

6. Sarah Hyland

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

I love this photo bomber. Much more than I love that duster, at least.

7. Dita Von Teese

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

Always the exception, Dita looked gorgeous and cute with her friends as they wore bunny ears for Easter. And these may just be the best overalls ever.

8. Willow Smith

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

I feel like I’m turning into one of those old people/pretentious 35-year-olds who gets stressed out when they see kids they typically think of as being like 6 years old wearing crop tops.

9. Vanessa Hudgens

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

I’m not entirely certain what’s going on in this photo.

10. Diane Kruger

20 Celebrities Who Made Coachella, Week 2 Look Even Dumber

This was actually a pretty adorable outfit! I would’ve gone with less complicated, peculiar shoes, but hey–any crop top sans fringe is A game at Coachella.

Next up, we’ve got a Disney star in a ridiculous bustier and the worst look Paris Hilton has ever worn.

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    • emilykwells2188

      I am loving all the Coachella “fashion” posts – makin’ me smile.

      • Samantha Escobar

        Thanks! :D I’m so glad!

    • Kaitlin Reilly

      As always, Vanessa Hudgens proves to be the queen of Coachella fashion. So much fringe everywhere this week!

      • Samantha Escobar

        Oh my goodness, SO MUCH FRINGE.

    • Lindsey Conklin

      the retiree on a cruise ship makes me LOL. I do like Alessandra’s outfit haha and Kendall’s pants!

      • Samantha Escobar

        I like Alessandra’s shorts except I imagine there was so much chafing, oh no.

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    • Juliana

      In the first Vanessa Hudgens photo it looks like she’s holing her top up while jumping… and while her abs of steel glare at me for eating Easter candy…

      • Samantha Escobar

        Her abs look so strong, I can’t even handle it.

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