The 15 Funniest Notes From The Nitehawk Cinema’s ‘Droppings’ Tumblr

The Funniest Notes About Dating From Nitehawk Cinema In Brooklyn

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Going to the movies is one of those activities that just feels totally classic. You pick a film, you pick a time, grab some popcorn, then sit in the dark and hold somebody’s hand (or go alone, if you’re awesome). But not all movie theaters are created equal–some are cool, some are sketch city, and some are Nitehawk Cinema in Williamsburg.

Some might turn their noses up at the very idea of Williamsburg in all its mustached and fixied glory, but Nitehawk isn’t just some silly fad venue. It’s a fantastic independent movie theater on Metropolitan Avenue that shows great movies, with screenings that feature a pre-show, an awesome menu and plenty of drinks. (I, for one, enjoyed almost too many snazzy cocktails during a screening of Showgirls last year.)

Perhaps the cutest part of Nitehawk’s charm is its “Nitehawk Droppings” Tumblr account, which documents all the notes patrons leave in the theater. They range from being weird to ridiculous to adorable, but all are great little doodles, orders, and messages that give the theater a glimpse at who’s visiting them. We in turn get to check these out on the theater’s Tumblr. So, without further ado, here are our favorites, along with Nitehawk’s often equally amusing captions.

1. “This super drunk girl’s date left before the movie even started.”

The 10 Funniest Notes About Dating From Nitehawk Movie Theater's 'Droppings' Tumblr

2. “Judgement.”

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3. “Then this guy fashioned an engagement ring out of a tater tot and they made out like CRAZY.”

The 10 Funniest Notes About Dating From Nitehawk Movie Theater's 'Droppings' Tumblr

3. “You ever see that documentary about sea otters having sex? They have sex all of the time.”

The 10 Funniest Notes About Dating From Nitehawk Movie Theater's 'Droppings' Tumblr

4. “Note passing.”

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The 10 Funniest Notes About Dating From Nitehawk Movie Theater's 'Droppings' Tumblr

5. “Bragging rights.”

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6. “Pour up. (Drank.)”

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7. “Nothing wrong with that.”

The 10 Funniest Notes About Dating From Nitehawk Movie Theater's 'Droppings' Tumblr

8. “…..”

The Funniest Notes From Nitehawk Movie Theater's 'Droppings' Tumblr

9. “They left as soon as they got their bill.”

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9. “Well this is certainly a new one.”

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10. “Trance really wasn’t very good, was it?”

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11. “That’s how you order a goddamn beer, folks.”

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12. “Someone left this one after walking out of The Punk Singer”

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13. “Memento dinner by chef Carla Hall”

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14. “She’s an alien.”

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15. “Geh.”

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(You all know how I feel about ghosts.)

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    • Kaitlin Reilly

      Ahh I love this! Must go to this theater.

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