There is something about celebrities and their continuous insistence on reinventing sexy dresses that drives me a little nuts. In this case, the perpetrator isÂ Mischa Barton–yes, Marissa Cooper ofÂ The OC–whose fashion sense has waned and waxed over the past several years. In this case, her dress at the eighth annualÂ BritWeek launch party would be considered a “waning.”
For the event, Barton chose a patterned, full-length chiffon dress from theÂ TĂŞca by HelĂ´ Rocha spring collection. The print on the dress is all sorts of fun, and I’m digging the maxi length since it is oh-so-comfy for spring. However, it’s that panel. That. Panel.
It is not as though the cleavage factor itself is weird; my problem with the look primarily stems from the flesh-colored panel that the dress features. It would appear that somebody said, “Hey, how can we prevent her boobs from popping out?” to which a wayward intern with good intentions and a pair of pantyhose responded, “Let’s just wing it.” The way it pulls and bunches looks like there’s a second layer of skin over her breasts, which is definitely weird.
At least Barton’s makeup and hair looked gorgeous, with the latter being styled into a shiny bob with very loose waves and a center part. Her rosy lipstick and blush added to the pretty spring-appropriate factor, though that necklace is detracting from it in every way.
On the bright side, at least this dress did not go the slashed-upÂ Naya Rivera route that showed off half a triangle of boob along with some abs, a little ribcage and cutoffs. OrÂ Kim Kardashian‘s direction, which involves cutting upÂ Dior dresses because they are not quite sexy enough for TV. Indeed, there are plenty of awful directions celebs can go in, but it would actually just be nice if they just listened to their stylists and, y’know, stopped doing that.