When it comes to fashion disasters, Kim Kardashian is one of the biggest perpetrators, what with her ridiculous maternity wear and her unspoken yet everlasting competition with her mom on who can look the most whack. Now, she has seemingly switched from the leading form of undergarments for adults (i.e. underwear) to diapers.
Kim was spotted Wednesday on her way to film at Bikini Store in Studio City, California, wearing one of the oddest skirts I have ever seen. It’s not only entirely too tight and in the shade of a baby-poo-green, but it also is bunching in the back to the point where it appears that she is wearing a diaper.
Of course, it doesn’t help that she paired it with a puffy, loose-fitting black chiffon shirt that featured a low neckline and a built-in belt. All over, this was a big ol’ fail on Kim’s part that could have been solved simply by tailoring that skirt, or just throwing it away and buying one that doesn’t look like it was pulled from a post-apocalyptic film’s set. It is so narrow around her knees that she appears to be incapable of walking properly and instead is resigned to throwing her shoulders back and marching like a soldier fighting for the right to bear cleavage.
Look, I’m not trying to say we should all be obsessed with Kim Kardashian’s butt (though even if I don’t say that, the world will be stuck on it as a conversation topic for at least the next three years). But I do think that she’s got a strikingly varied sense of style that I am not quite sure I understand the gist of. Sometimes she wears sleek looks that I would expect to see on any fashion editor with a penchant for flare; other times, she wears peplum pants. At some point, she will write a style guide for those like myself who are perplexed, and she will admit she is actually a performance artist set out to confuse the fashion and non-fashion world alike. Now that would be a cover story I’d buy into.
In conclusion: live, learn and get Luvs, etcetera.