If you’re in a foul mood and need to be cheered up this morning, look no further than Emma Stone‘s fantastic red carpet look at the premier of The Amazing Spider-Man 2. As a bonus for you pervs out there, the dress came with some side boob, albeit sophisticated and elegant side boob. She’s been nailing it on the red carpet these days, and her looks make my mornings that much brighter.
Stone’s nudeÂ Prada gown is breathtakingâ€“it’s at once simple and complex. This is a real thing that’s possible, and her gown is doing it. I can’t get over how much I love that bodiceâ€“it’s structured and striking, and the contrast with the flowing, more organic skirt is lovely. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a square neckline like that be quite so effective, and yet, here we are.
Sure, there’s some side boob happening here, but if you can believe it, I’m going to argue that this is side boob used elegantly. The open sides of the dress made the bodice much more visually interesting than if it were all closed, not to mention giving us more opportunities for that excellent trim. Since the neckline is too high for cleavage, I’d argue that the perfect amount of side boob occurredâ€“the rare Side Boob Golden Proportion, if you will.
She kept things simple, beauty-wiseâ€“she showed off her new bangs and gorgeous curls, and her dewy cheeks and peachy pink lips are the perfect complement to the dress. I think that some people would have gone with a darker, bolder lip when wearing nude like that, but I’m crazy about how balanced this is. She looks like a breath of fresh air after all the dark colors we saw all winter. I’m gushing.
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