Chrissy Teigen Had Sex In Public And She Wants To Tell You All About It, Of Course

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Chrissy Teigen is Cosmopolitan‘s May cover girl, and she is not holding back when it comes to talking about her sex life with husband John Legend. I’m all for people being outspoken about sex because pretending sex doesn’t exist is how we end up with much of society’s ills. And I wouldn’t expect any less from Teigen, who’s just about as outspoken as they come. So, who wants to know the craziest place where Legend and Teigen have boned?

“We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class. We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that.”

This is…well this is exactly what it sounds like. I’ve never flown first class because I am neither rich nor famous, but I have looked longingly at first class on my way to coach. I truly can’t imagine how they would have managed to have sex without anybody noticing, which either means they were silent about it or a cabin full of rich people watched them intercourse. Either way, I guess that’s one way to break up a long flight.

Further expounding on the sexier elements of their relationship, Teigen said:

“We’re by no means freaky-deaky, but let’s just say, we’re open to things. We’re very okay with PDA. When we go to a restaurant, he loves when I wear a dress, so he can do some upper-thigh rubbing.”

I don’t really know what “freaky-deaky” means, because I thought that meant having sex on planes or something. Maybe that only counts if it’s in the economy section.

chrissy teigen cosmo cover may 2014Sex life aside, I think we’d be remise if we didn’t at least examine that cover photo. Teigen is in what I’m prepared to call a woman-playing-softball pose, which is a pose I spent a lot of time in during the seventh grade as a member of the summarily awful Mustangs. Of all poses for a cover, they decided to go for an angled half squat? I don’t have any answers on this one.

Photos: Cosmopolitan

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    • Lindsey Conklin

      okay, her pose is super weird, but she looks amazing. I love those pink shorts! and she looks so cute in the tub. where did people claim she gained weight exaclty?!?! haha

    • capoupascap

      Probably an overnight flight and everybody was asleep but them….I have to fly out of country a lot for business and I have seen things on overnight flights that I hope to never see again, and yes that includes people having sex. I don’t get it but to each their own I guess….

    • Kaitlin Reilly

      TMI, but she does look adorable in the bathtub photo.

    • Kay_Sue

      Maybe everyone had on headphones? Were very engrossed in the inflight movie?

    • spieler

      what is PDA here?i m russian and cant understand

      • Nicole

        Public Displays of Affection :)