• Tue, Apr 29 - 11:42 am ET

Pornhub Will Plant A Tree For Every 100 Videos Viewed, So Let’s Take Off Our Pants And Save The Planet

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If your religious, patriarchal, shame-based upbringing has you feeling bad about your fondness for porn, you can rest easy knowing that your jerking habits are actually helping the world around you. Pornhub is in the midst of a delightful scheme wherein the site will plant a tree for every 100 porn videos viewed in their “Big Dick” category. No word yet on whether or not Al Gore will step up as the spokesman for this environmental cause, but if he’s busy, I’m sure he knows some big dicks who’d be happy to step in.

The stunt, quippily entitled “Pornhub Gives America Wood” is in honor of Arbor Day, and since April 25th has produced more than 12,000 trees. 12,000! You deserve a Nobel Prize for all that wanking!

Here’s the plan, in Pornhub’s words:

This Arbor Day Pornhub will do what it does best and give America some serious wood by donating 1 tree for every 100 videos viewed in our Big Dick category.

The more videos that are viewed, the more trees we will plant!

While you’re watching some nice pieces of ash, you’ll also be helping spruce America up! (Bushes are optional).

Great bush joke, guys! Look, this is a pretty great stunt, and hey, 12,000 new trees isn’t anything to sneeze at. I don’t even think Pornhub needed to encourage people to watch more porn, but if someone wants to masturbate and help out his or her common man, I’m in full support of it.

So spring has sprung and it’s time to masturbate with nature in mind. Everybody head home today and if porn is your thing, go ahead and do your part for Mother Earth. It’s a hell of a lot more fun than recycling.

Photo: Carlos andre Santos/Shutterstock

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