In addition to having some of the most gorgeous purple hair we have ever seen,Â Nicole RichieÂ apparently also has an eating disorder, according to jerks who have no idea whether or not she has an eating disorder. And by “jerks” I mean theÂ Daily Mail andÂ Star Magazine, because of course I do.
According to theÂ Daily Mail–a phrase that never ends well–Nicole Richie’s recent photos can only be interpreted one way: she has an eating disorder. In their piece on the matter, theÂ DM calls Richie “frail and gaunt,” observing that she “positively drowned her figure in black dress pants” in a recent outfit she wore. (Does that mean I positively drown in my oversized sweatshirts? Just a thought.) TheÂ DM quotesÂ Star‘s “body expert” (i.e. not a doctor)Â Alicia Hunter as estimating Richie’s weight and caloric intake, which I will not be listing here because that’s ludicrous.
“Nicole appears to have a dangerously low body-fat percentage,’ Alicia tells the magazine, on newsstands now. “She’s probably only consuming [redacted] calories a day.
“She really needs to get her weight in check before something terrible happens to her,” she continues.
Oh, and another “eyewitness” attempted to insult her in the piece after seeing Richie out with Cameron Diaz, making the concern-trolling article even more absurd:
“Nicole looked like a little boy! She appeared extremely unhealthy and malnourished. I was starstruck when I saw Cameron, but it took me a minute to figure out that she was with Nicole Richie.”
Naturally, they’ve come up with theories on why she has supposedly lost weight–even more predictably, they assume it has to do with her marriage and children.
“The magazine alleges that stresses in her marriage to Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden as well as her hectic work schedule as an in-demand designer of two fashion lines and the demands of raising two young children are all contributing to her weight loss.”
They cite a lot of photos as being some form of evidence, like the one atop this post as well as this look from the American Music Awards in November:
We all know that some women are naturally thin, and it is wholly unfair and unfounded to assume every one of them has an eating disorder. Many men–famous or not–are thin without dieting, too, but we rarely hear any accusations of those guys suffering from anything besides “skinny genes.”
Haven’t we been down this route before? Like, a million times at this point? From Us MagazineÂ coming up with Debra Messing‘sÂ imaginary weight loss to Radar Online putting images ofÂ Taylor Swift lookingÂ exactly the same next to each other and declaring her as anorexic, the accusations of eating disorders are out of control–and have been for a long time. Can’t we go back to focusing on the fact that Nicole Richie’s hair is GD amazing?