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The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Has All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

I liked Zooey Deschanel‘s Tommy Hilfiger dress until I realized it had excreted a trail of semen behind it.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

While Dee Hilfiger‘s tea-length dress is on the unique side by Met Gala standards, the stitching on her bodice and the wrinkling of the fabric makes this look unpleasant and unpolished.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

Not even a beautiful Victoria Beckham grin could make this boring boxy look better. Nor could it improve my alliteration skills, apparently.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

I want to love Kristen Dunst‘s Death Star dress from Rodarte so badly except I hate it.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

It’s nice to see Kendall Jenner is doing her best “Miss America 1988 Barbie” impression.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

Sorry, is Kate Upton going to a Renaissance festival or an old time-y photo booth on the New Jersey boardwalk? Because I am deeply confused by this Dolce & Gabbana look.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

Sometimes I think Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually realize that the title of #MostTalkedAboutCouple comes from a sad place, not a happy one.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

I expected so much more from Lena Dunham tonight, but she brought a boring lampshade dress to the table.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

Rihanna, another star I expected more from for this theme, went with a fairly boring white crop top and long skirt combo by Stella McCartney.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

How has nobody learned their lesson about ensuring their gowns can stay sleek and not wrinkle easily? For goodness’ sake, Claire Danes, your Oscar de la Renta dress deserves so much better than this.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

Lea Michele appears to have a gold fanny pack on her Altazurra gown for no particular reason.

The Worst Dressed List Of The 2014 Met Gala Had All Your Favorite Fashion Disasters

You all know how much we love Emma Stone, but what on Earth is going on in this look from Thakoon? I admittedly love her braid, though that’s probably the only redeemable thing I can find here.

Now tell us your thoughts in the comments! Who do you think was the worst dressed of the 2014 Met Gala?

All photos via Getty Images.

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  • Sophie

    Why are we not talking about Shaliene Woodley’s horror of horrors (I also may be bitter about her interview where she says she’s not a feminist because she loves men)?

    • capoupascap

      It is truly the worst!

    • Samantha Escobar

      HOW DID I MISS THAT? Thanks for the tip!

    • Jenni

      Considering that it was likely designed and manufactured by woodland fairies, I would say it’s actually kinda impressive.

  • hngrr

    Emma Stone looks surprisingly beautiful but the top and the colors of her outfit are shite. If she went for a cooler color and a less blocky shirt she’d look lovely

  • Alwyn
    • HB

      She’s on the first page, described as “over the top times infinity” :)

    • Jenni

      How in God’s name did she not float away. One strong gust of air and she would’ve been off, off and away.

    • CMJ

      are those….corn rows?

    • Vera

      She looks like she stepped out of ABC’s “Once upon a Time”.

  • ScarletRegina

    My problem with nearly all of the attendees is that they seemed to not realize this was the MET GALA. It looks like most of them dressed for the Oscars or the Emmys.

    • CMJ

      I was really bored.

  • capoupascap

    I like Emma stone’s dress! How did you choose that over this? http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2014/05/05/085/n/1922398/b871c5a07f691b29_488343013_10.xxxlarge/i/Shailene-Woodley-Met-Gala-2014.jpg sorry Shailene I still love you but yikes everything about this is terrible including her beauty look

    • HB

      Yes! I think Emma Stone’s outfit/hair combo is awesome, it just didn’t photograph great (color-wise) on the red carpet I think. And it’s maybe a little casual for a gala, but whatever. She looks so cool.

  • Guest

    Will someone please stop inviting Lena Dunham to things? Nobody needs to see that.

  • Guest

    Will someone please stop inviting Lena Dunham to things? Nobody needs to see that

    • Ally

      I feel like this obsession with her is a weird joke someone came up with to see how fast the general public would fall in love with a very uninteresting (and unattractive) person – all because she’s on TV.

    • HB

      I actually find her very smart/talented, regardless of whether she’s ”
      (and unattractive).” People fall in LOVE with people who are very untalented/unintelligent/uninteresting actresses all the time simply because they are attractive; what’s wrong with doing it the other way around?

    • Samantha Escobar

      I actually have really liked some of Lena Dunham’s outfits the past few years! She’s definitely had a few terrible looks (as have all celebrities besides, I don’t know, Cate Blanchett and Helen Mirren), but I loved the yellow Zac Posen dress she wore not too long ago and there have been plenty of others that looked great.

  • LaLa

    I’m sorry, are we not going to talk about the fact that Kirsten Dunst wore a dress with the damn Death Star on it???

    • LaLa

      (Forgot to include the picture)

    • Samantha Escobar

      Oh oh, it’s on the second page! I wanted to love it because I generally really like Rodarte but good god I hate it so much.

  • Porkchop

    I think Kim looks great, but Kanye is making me sick with his “white tie.”

  • Jenni

    Waaiiit, how do you know FOR SURE that Oscar de la Renta designed SJP’s dress? Like, are you positive?

  • emilykwells2188

    Wow, Kate Upton deserves the ultimate award for worst dressed – what in God’s name was she thinking?

    Also, I am really gunning for Lena to show up to a red carpet looking stunning and it’s honestly quite shocking she hasn’t already. Surely with her fame and money she could hire some badass stylists. It’s confusing to me why she keep choosing dresses that do not flatter her figure and her hair always looks like a hot mess.

    Also, I think Emma looks fabulous.

  • Lindsey Conklin

    Is it weird that I really love Emma Stone’s dress?? I dont mind leighton, hayden, toni or kendall either. But sandra lee is definitely the worst dressed for sure

  • guest

    To be honest I actually kind of like Victoria Beckham and Emma Stone’s looks…but poor Shailene Woodley on the other hand…

  • Amanda

    you are out of your god damn mind if you do not like SJP in that gown… she looks like the fashion star she is! unreal… and Rhianna killed it. as well as Rita Ora (though that leg thing throws me off a bit…) Kendall and Emma Stone also looked incredible… IMO. but to each their own i guess.

  • bambi

    I think Shailene thought the theme this year was Charles James: Paris to Prairies.

    Sandra Lee’s dress is “custom made”, but the designer’s name wasn’t mentioned, so my suspicions that Glinda and Cinderella’s fairy godmother fighting over the dress’s design (“more satin!”, “more”, “more”, “MOREEEEEEEE”) like those two witches in Sleeping Beauty do are cemented. I’d pay SO much to see her topple in a dustbin like Cady *sigh*

    I thiiiiiiink Sarah Poulson’s dress can be redeemed, only if that ghastly misplaced silver fabric is taken off.

    Why is Emma Stone here?

  • swordcrimson

    I think we forgot Zoe Kravitz’ crotch fashion. Shouldn’t underwear be a requirement for these events?

    Kinda nsfw – http://www.thegloss.com/2014/05/06/fashion/zoe-kravitz-no-underwear-met-gala-pictures/

  • http://maitribathbody.com/ Maitri

    I adore Emma Stone’s, Zooey’s, and Ivanka’s outfits. I also think Kim K. looks really pretty, even with the pockets/bodice being wonky. Sandra Lee is totally crackballs.

  • LynnKell

    I liked Zooey Deschanel‘s Tommy Hilfiger dress until I realized it had excreted a trail of semen behind it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Epic caption is epic.

    Dude, there really was a red carpet of shame…

  • Sexlovesounds

    Shailene Woodley just lost me with her feminism comments and now I can’t be objective even though her hair looks fantastic.

  • Holly

    I adore Sarah Paulson’s dress, except for the weird white cage thing.

  • Holly

    I’m pretty sure the lady in the tea-length dress has broken toes. Or extra toes.

  • izzy

    Nooo…I love Sara Paulson’s dress!