I likedÂ Zooey Deschanel‘s Tommy HilfigerÂ dress until I realized it had excreted a trail of semen behind it.
WhileÂ Dee Hilfiger‘s tea-length dress is on the unique side by Met Gala standards, the stitching on her bodice and the wrinkling of the fabric makes this look unpleasant and unpolished.
Not even a beautifulÂ Victoria Beckham grin could make this boring boxy look better. Nor could it improve my alliteration skills, apparently.
I want to loveÂ Kristen Dunst‘s Death Star dress from RodarteÂ so badly except I hate it.
It’s nice to seeÂ Kendall JennerÂ is doing her best “Miss America 1988 Barbie” impression.
Sorry, isÂ Kate Upton going to a Renaissance festival or an old time-y photo booth on the New Jersey boardwalk? Because I am deeply confused by thisÂ Dolce & Gabbana look.
Sometimes I think Kim Kardashian andÂ Kanye West actually realize thatÂ the title of #MostTalkedAboutCouple comes from a sad place, not a happy one.
I expected so much more fromÂ Lena Dunham tonight, but she brought a boring lampshade dress to the table.
Rihanna, another star I expected more from for this theme, went with a fairly boring white crop top and long skirt combo by Stella McCartney.
How has nobody learned their lesson about ensuring their gowns can stay sleek and not wrinkle easily? For goodness’ sake,Â Claire Danes, yourÂ Oscar de la RentaÂ dress deserves so much better than this.
Lea Michele appears to have a gold fanny pack on her Altazurra gownÂ for no particular reason.
You all know how much we loveÂ Emma Stone, but what on Earth is going on in this look from Thakoon? I admittedly love her braid, though that’s probably the only redeemable thing I can find here.
Now tell us your thoughts in the comments!Â Who do you think was the worst dressed of the 2014 Met Gala?
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