I liked Zooey Deschanel‘s Tommy Hilfiger dress until I realized it had excreted a trail of semen behind it.
While Dee Hilfiger‘s tea-length dress is on the unique side by Met Gala standards, the stitching on her bodice and the wrinkling of the fabric makes this look unpleasant and unpolished.
Not even a beautiful Victoria Beckham grin could make this boring boxy look better. Nor could it improve my alliteration skills, apparently.
I want to love Kristen Dunst‘s Death Star dress from Rodarte so badly except I hate it.
It’s nice to see Kendall Jenner is doing her best “Miss America 1988 Barbie” impression.
Sorry, is Kate Upton going to a Renaissance festival or an old time-y photo booth on the New Jersey boardwalk? Because I am deeply confused by this Dolce & Gabbana look.
Sometimes I think Kim Kardashian and Kanye West actually realize that the title of #MostTalkedAboutCouple comes from a sad place, not a happy one.
I expected so much more from Lena Dunham tonight, but she brought a boring lampshade dress to the table.
Rihanna, another star I expected more from for this theme, went with a fairly boring white crop top and long skirt combo by Stella McCartney.
How has nobody learned their lesson about ensuring their gowns can stay sleek and not wrinkle easily? For goodness’ sake, Claire Danes, your Oscar de la Renta dress deserves so much better than this.
Lea Michele appears to have a gold fanny pack on her Altazurra gown for no particular reason.
You all know how much we love Emma Stone, but what on Earth is going on in this look from Thakoon? I admittedly love her braid, though that’s probably the only redeemable thing I can find here.
Now tell us your thoughts in the comments! Who do you think was the worst dressed of the 2014 Met Gala?
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