The Worst Beauty From The 2014 Met Gala Was A Disaster Of Hairspray And Bronzer

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

The 2014 Costume Institute Gala showcased dozens of gorgeous looks in the “Charles James: Beyond Fashion” theme, as well as a whole slew of awful ones (including more than a few very NSFW ones). But what about the faces of these lovely guests? Given the $25,000 price tag for a ticket, one would hope each of these models, celebrities, designers and debutantes might be able to snag a solid makeup artist for the evening. Sadly, while our “Best Beauty” list was chocked full of fantastic looks, this was not the case for everybody.

The Met Gala was apparently the Night of the Living Hair, with multiple guests opting for entirely too complicated, enormous hairstyles, as well as excessive blush, bronzer and eyeshadow. Ready for a rundown on the worst? Prepare to feel like giving your face and hair a good, deep clean ASAP…

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

Did somebody tell Sandra Lee that the Met Gala had a Toddlers & Tiaras theme this year?

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

I wonder if anybody put salt and queso on Sarah Jessica Parker‘s pretzel-shaped hair as a post-Gala snack.

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

Zoe Kravitz didn’t wear underwear, but she sure did put on all the bronzer to make up for it.

Brie Larson hair Met Gala 2014

Whomever did this to Brie Larson‘s hair and tricked her into looking good was probably the same bully who fooled kids into thinking bubblegum was like a sexier, sweeter version of hair gel.

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

You know how much we love Shailene Woodley, but goodness gracious, it looks like she copied her look from Long Island Medium.

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

Elizabeth Olsen was hands down one of the worst dressed of the night in her Sochi-appropriate Miu Miu frock, but her overdone makeup was a mess, too.

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

Rihanna is so amazing at…everything, usually. So what’s up with this messy, barely put-together look?

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

Lea Michele‘s makeup wasn’t terrible, but her overly teased 80s prom hair needs to go.

The Worst Beauty of the 2014 Met Gala

This is a very lovely kindergarten look that Chloe Sevigny chose for the evening. So, the question is this: Who had the worst makeup and hair at the 2014 Met Gala?

All photos via Getty Images.

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    • Lindsey Conklin

      SJP’s hair!! looks like mickey mouse ears. yikes!

    • capoupascap

      Ugh I hate everything about zoes look but dang she looks so much like her mom in that pic. I hate Bries hair so much too.

    • Elizabeth Licata

      Noo! Bronzer is about looking free and tan and like a wild beachcomber. Why do you hate freedom, Samantha?

    • Joanna Rafael

      The up-dos and the sparkles are all so very figure skater-y and corny.

    • CMJ

      Why are some of these women so averse to a bold lip?

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    • Peggy

      SJP reminded me of the witch played by Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus. Seriously!

      • Sri

        Which is doubly sad because she herself played the young, sexy witch sister, but now she’s become the old sister desperately trying to reclaim her youth (by eating the souls of children).