A new promotion for The Bachelorette appears to feature a Photoshop hack job of epic proportions–season 10′s girl of the hour Andi Dorfman lost her shoulder and the right side of her body in what must have been quite the gruesome incident.
Jezebel managed to grab a screen shot of the new ad, and truly, all I can say is “yikes.” I don’t even really know how something like that happened–all I can imagine is that the art department was dissatisfied with her hands and decided to give her some stock hands (pretty sure those are just wax models). Then, they forget to add her body back in. How hard is it to check over and make sure you put a person’s body back in the shot? Oh well, I suppose it happens to the best of us. They did have to focus all of that energy on making her hands look human, although they ended up with elegant claws. I’m not even sure that entire body looks remotely related to the head, but then again that head is human and this body has no right side and fake hands. So, it’s really a toss up.
Because I don’t watch The Bachelorette/The Bachelor, I didn’t understand the Juan/one joke, and so I thought that maybe every bachelor was in fact named “Juan.” As it turns out, I just don’t really know much about anything, and Dorfman was a contestant on last season’s The Bachelor, featuring one very unlikable Juan Pablo. Okay. I see what you did there.
If it turns out that this season features Dorfman going on dates with body parts in order to piece her body back together, I might actually watch. Otherwise, I’ll call this photoshop disaster one giant false advertisement.