Kate Upton’s Armpits Got Photoshopped By ELLE Because They Weren’t Hot Enough For Her Face

Kate Upton's photoshop fail in Elle Magazine.

Just your daily reminder: even models like Kate Upton aren’t immune to being considered “imperfect” enough to photoshop into oblivion.

Rewind: You know those cute little ditties in celebrity magazines where famous people’s personal trainers are all, “You normals can totally get this body if you just work out like 15 minutes a day sometimes”? Yeah, those are ridiculous and we all know it–a considerable number of celebrities’ images involve professional hair, makeup, styling, and of course, photoshop. Fortunately, total fails like that of ELLE Magazine’s recent piece on Kate Upton are here to keep us a little more grounded regarding what we’re seeing versus what the reality is.

In a piece called “Kate Upton’s Trainer Spills Her Fitness Secrets”–titled as though the trainer was simply wasted at a bar and started babbling nonsensical tricep workouts–fitness guru David Kirsch explains to readers what they can do to get a similar look and routine as Kate. This would all be well and good, and not at all a noteworthy story, had this simply been accompanied by a photo of Kate Upton doing her Kate Upton thing (i.e. looking hot). Instead, the magazine opted for the above photo, which featured her arm being shaved and blurred down via photo editing. Tada!

Kate Upton's photoshop fail in Elle Magazine.

So obtainable! At least, if you’re a half-human/half-Ent who can grow palms out of her underarm. (Yes, I just made a LOTR reference with regard to Kate Upton’s armpit; no, I will not stop watching The Two Towers bi-weekly.) According to Mr. Kirsch, we all obviously have the time to get beach-ready:

“Make time for one or two circuits first thing in the morning. No one can tell me they don’t have 10 or 15 minutes extra minutes a day. I don’t believe it. You don’t have to do 90 minutes.”

I would go on an angry rant about how frustrating it is to be told that I totally have the time the time every day to get in Kate Upton mode when, in fact, the only way for me to look remotely like Kate Upton is to live-photoshop the crap out of myself…except I have some cookies to eat and “one or two circuits” to ignore. Peace out, ELLE. Enjoy your palmpits!

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    • hur

      That photoshop job is so bad it looks like it’s straight out of the 90′s when they just airbrushed everything into oblivion.
      In other news, I love those shoes

    • Heather C

      Wonder if they meant to increase her already ample cleavage and the mouse slipped?

    • Jhonhump

      I think she has finally starting working on her legs and lower body they are looking better. http://bit.ly/K43w89

    • Mimmly

      Uh, the photo wasn’t taken for Elle or even used by them. Harper’s used it for their syndication post of the Elle story (which uses a different image if you click through to their site), and it originally appeared in Harper’s in April 2012, shot by Terry Richardson.

      Literally do 3 seconds of research.

    • GarnetHenderson

      UGH. I am a personal trainer, and articles like this (accompanied by photos like this) are my absolute pet peeve. I wish that all these “celebrity” personal trainers would stop making it harder for the rest of us by lying and saying that their clients only train 15 minutes per day (definitely not true). And all the working out in the world will never give you Kate Upton’s digitally altered arms but that’s really ok because who wants armpits that sprout palm trees anyway?