If Human Barbie Wasn’t Enough For You, Now There’s A Human Jessica Rabbit

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Sometimes I wonder if the internet was invented solely to bring microfame to people who engage in extreme body modification. First there was Human Barbie, the woman who used a combination of makeup, plastic surgery, starvation, and delusion to craft herself into a living mannequin. Next, there was Human Ken, whose oddly chiseled cheekbones were almost as bad as his personality. Now, there’s Human Jessica Rabbit. Because of course there is.

Her name is Penny Brown, and according to the Daily Mail (one of my favorite phrases) she wears a corset for 23 hours a day, hoping to shrink her waist to half the size of her hips. Plastic surgery has given her O cup breasts, and a little bit of organ rearranging has given her a 23-inch waist. That takes a lot of dedication, to say the least. She tells the DM,

I’ve always had a small waist, big hips, and large boobs, but I’m kind of a ‘go hard or go home’ sort of person. I wanted to make that significantly more extreme, more dramatic, more stunning, and more wonderful.

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She accomplished that!

While it’s fun to gawk at people like this for the freak show effect (mostly because it seems like people who go this hard with their body mods are cool with getting attention for it), I think it’s also important to remember that Penny’s totally welcome to constrict her waist if that’s what she wants to do. It’s extreme, of course, but nothing’s stopping her from doing it. This isn’t exactly my style (just like I wouldn’t get cosmetic surgery to look like my favorite celebrity, I probably wouldn’t go on an all-liquid diet to look like a cartoon rabbit), but who cares? Do you, Penny. I hope you get the figure you’ve always wanted.

Via ONTD / Photos: Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), @penny_underbust

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    • Alana Vincenza

      I’m feeling pain just looking at that picture.

    • Emily

      Thanks for not body-shaming her! Yes it’s odd, and definitely not me….but we shouldn’t praise or degrade her based off of norms. High five for you!

      • C’mon

        You’re right. She’ll degrade herself on her own with critical organ failure. Equality!

      • LucySinclairsyk

        Peyton . true that Jessica `s blurb is shocking, last
        monday I got a gorgeous Peugeot 205 GTi after having earned $6860 this past 4
        weeks an would you believe ten-k this past-month . with-out a doubt this is the
        easiest-job I’ve ever had . I actually started six months/ago and pretty much
        immediately started to bring in minimum $84… p/h . Read More Here F­i­s­c­a­l­p­o­s­t­.­C­O­M­

    • Benita

      Jessica Rabbit wasn’t a rabbit, she was a cartoon woman who was married to a rabbit.

      Also, I can’t unsee this now.

    • S.Sims

      thats ugly