Photoshop Swaps Model’s Torso With Creepy Curves In Bandage Dress Ad


Most of the time when we discuss terrible photoshop jobs, the situations involve making people look thinner–even when those people are already thin models, or even supermodels. This time, however, the matter at hand is a bit different in that the model was actually made to look curvier. To be fair, they also trimmed her waist down a bit, but still–it has led to a slightly new type of awful photoshop-wise!

The model is for the “Zeagoo Womens Bandage Dress Bodycon Dress One Shoulder Dresses” on Amazon, which is almost decent English and not just a jumble of nouns and adjectives. While the model is a very pretty lady, the company apparently decided she needed more curves, as well as a bit of angular jutting out at the hips:

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On the bright side, she kind of looks like a Sim, or perhaps one of the characters in N64 Goldeneye. On the not-so-bright side, she does not even look like a human being anymore because this is simply not what human beings look like.

All horrible e-butchering aside, this dress is also approximately the worst ever, with its silly boob window and even sillier hip perforation. Seriously, who is wearing this dress and with what kind of underwear? And is Zeagoo attempting to actually sell this as a curve-enhancer or did they simply think that it might market better if they crossed Joan Holloway’s hourglass figure with Frankenstein’s fashion sense? Oh and BTW, it comes in multiple colors including Ectoplasm Green, Semi-Transparent White and Failed Figure Skater Purple.

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It’s only $10ish dollars, but that is a full $10 you could be spending on food and booze rather than the absence of your skeletal structure.

If only they had decided to just photoshop Zooey Deschanel‘s eyes onto this poor girl. Now that might have added some sexy/fun/ultra-creeptastic drama to the image, whereas this just makes her look like a shark decided to nibble at her for a little while and then got bored.

[h/t PS Disasters]

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    • Heather C

      Ah, it looks like she is posing in front of a fun house mirror.

    • k

      Actually, it’s possible that she’s just a pear shape. I’ve seen her model tons of dresses on eBay, some of which would be more difficult to shop. Some lucky people gain all of their weight on their hips, butts or chest. I know someone that lucky. I also know three ladies who have really big hips, and only one of those also has a big top half. The only thing that’s particularly evident here is that they did cut her out using Photoshop. I don’t think they expanded anything. Viewer may make their own determination.

      My point is just that girls with big hips and girls with little hips should all love their bodies because they’re theirs.

      • MT

        As a pear shaped woman, I totally agree that all body shapes should love and embrace their bodies!! But The issue here is photoshopping- this was manipulated, and badly. If they wanted to show this dress on a curvier woman, they should have found a curvier woman.

    • DeanaCal

      Something is wrong with one of her arms in each pic, especially the top one. It looks like a child’s wrist and hand were somehow attached to an adult woman’s arm.

    • RicardoCutler

      Girls can comfordable for wear it unique and different dress.

    • jaklin hammam