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You Won’t Recognize Hugh Jackman Or His Ridic New Facial Hair In These Wimbledon Photos

You Won't Recognize Hugh Jackman Or His New Ridiculous Facial Hair In These Wimbledon Photos

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I am all about distinctive facial hair, but Hugh Jackman‘s new goatee style is killing me. I realize the phrase “goatee” is enough to make most of you shrivel into a ball of indefinite celibacy-by-choice, but I assure you, this is beyond the normal “guy who plays in a Hoobastank cover band” goatee. Ready for it? Behold:

You Won't Recognize Hugh Jackman Or His New Ridiculous Facial Hair In These Wimbledon Photos

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So, that’s Hugh Jackman at Wimbledon. Right there. Is it weird that I am half-expecting him to turn to the camera, twiddle the ends of his mustache and cackle, “Muttley, do something!”

Despite my wishes that he has finally come out as a secret vintage villain, apparently he is playing the role of Blackbeard in Warner Bros.’ new Peter Pan spinoff, simply titled Pan. I wish it were actually just a movie about cookware that is incapable of rusting and enjoys flying on occasion, but no. It is more likely that it’s a film revolving around Hugh Jackman’s goatee, no doubt, because how could anyone pay attention to anything else when all of this is going on onscreen? According to my esteemed colleague Hayley Hoover, it is actually just an attempt to make everyone forget about Les Miserables, so I think I am going to go with that theory.

It has always amazed me just how much a man’s facial hair can change his appearance. I have dated a couple people whom I literally would not have recognized if they shaved their large beards off (I’m bad at identifying faces!), which is wild considering it is such a relatively small portion of a person’s appearance. Still, facial hair specifically reveals and conceals different portions of a person’s face; in its absence or presence, a man’s face can look like it consists of a different bone structure.

Regardless, this is one men’s beauty trend and tip that we think you should not actually try. I mean, you probably can’t anyways because most women do not grow facial hair that thick (but if you can, please do not do any form of a goatee, because nobody should have those).

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  • Alana Vincenza

    I bet he could walk around and have no one recognize him, which must be fun for him. I would stalk Hugh Jackman, but this dude? Not so much.

    • michelleobetts

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      and-in excess of, 10/k last-month . it’s realy the easiest-work I have ever
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    • Lily Savage

      Hahah his new look is more fitting for a stalker not a stalk-ee

  • abby k.

    Is it bad that this is kind of doing it for me? I do love villainous facial hair :-)

  • April Dawn Bell

    It’s probably for a movie. I’m not completely averse to it. I really like the suit though.

    • Samantha Escobar

      Yep! I mentioned in the article that it’s for Pan :)

    • April Dawn Bell

      So you did! I think I was too distracted by the facial hair.

    • Samantha Escobar

      It happens! I, too, become perplexed and enchanted by facial hair of all kinds on a daily basis.

  • Lily Savage

    Hugh Jackman has kind of a pointing head.

    • Lily Savage

      I meant pointy!