Thursday marked the celebration of heiress and professional posebot Paris Hilton‘s new record, “Come Alive.” Naturally, this meant she was unable to attend wearing any outfit that did not show her underwear, because how do you think this works anyway? As such, Paris picked a fun little frock that just happened to be see-through. While that in and of itself isn’t exactly big news, the unexpected twist here is that Paris Hilton lookedÂ pretty good.
Paris wore a dress version of Kylie Jenner‘s MuchMusic Video Awards jumpsuit, both of which revealed tons of cleavage (though Kylie’s was arguably worse considering she is sixteen). She somehow managed to show both her underwear and boobs simultaneously, so I suppose that is some form of an achievement in and of itself…right?
The skirt is a pretty color, the backless top is pretty and Paris’s braid headband looks very sweet on her. I am by no means saying it was some feat of fashion nor is the underwear aspect even all that new for Ms. Paris, but it is an impressive improvement given the fact that Paris Hilton is the type of person who wears things like this:
She also looked most at home dressed as Miley Cyrus at the VMAs; she is just not really the type of person who runs around wearing elegant Elie Saab jumpsuits or Marchesa gowns. Therefore, when we spot her wearing something that does not look like a style interpretation of Beverly Hills Chihuahua, we feel the need to applaud.
Oh, and because I know how much you all are excited for “Come Alive,” here’s an action shot of Paris Hilton touching buttons:
It’s almost like she knows what she’s doing and isn’t the 33-year-old version of those My Super Sweet 16 kids whose parents pretend they can sing for their party! Except…