TINY BABY BUMP ALERT! Or post-meal bloating, you decide. Zoe Saldana is the latest celebrity subject of the “Is she pregnant?” rumors. (You get a few days of peace,Â Kate Middleton). Thanks to a few awkward side photographs of Zoe atÂ theÂ Guardians Of The GalaxyÂ premiere, it seems that she is either carrying an adorable baby, or the remains of a double-patty hamburger.
Not even an interesting thong belt could distract people from Zoe’s potential baby bump. I really don’t like to analyze the fine details of celebrity stomachs (except for a few instances) but there does appear to be aÂ slightÂ bump in this photo. I don’t necessarily thing it’s a baby bump, considering she is turning around to wave, so her stomach will naturally push out. Let’s take a look at another photograph.
Uhhh, so it looks like she is about three months pregnant now. That belly is rather prominent.Â I’m tempted to blame the camera angle again because she is walking and twisting towards the camera.
To argue the case that she is pregnant, I’d like to point out that she did secretly marry her husband Marco Perego, so it’s not like she’s the type of attention-seeking celebrity who will announce her pregnancy on Instagram. She’s probably more of the Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes type, and she will keep things quiet until the baby is about to come.
Zoe also used some clever styling tricks to distract from her potential baby bump (though they didn’t do too good of a job). She’s wearing a sheer shirt that shows off her bra, and draws the attention away from her tummy. Let’s not forget about the aforementioned white thong belt, which had the potential to steal the focus away from anything. A boringÂ peplum top, it is not. That belt is one of the most unique ways to hide a baby bump, that I have ever seen.
If you are pregnant, congratulations Zoe! I look forward to all the stylish maternity outfits. If not, I commend you for taking a few fashion risks.