The KardashiansÂ love an eclectic mix of things including crazy expensive stem cell facials, Scott Disick, nude bra selfiesÂ and an impeccably contoured face. The latest Kardashian obsessionâ€“at least for Kourtney Kardashianâ€“is matching mother-daughter bikinis. Kourtney posted a photo on Instagram proclaiming her love of the dressed-like-twins look.
Kourtney captioned the photo:
“Just stopped intoÂ @dashboutiqueÂ Southampton pop up shop…obsessing over these Acacia mommy daughter bikinis. And a little #KardashianGlow”
I wonder if Kourtney was inspired by the identical Givenchy leather jackets Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wore at their wedding? We all know Kanye is a fan of coordinated looks, so maybe his aesthetic is rubbing off on his sister-in-law?
I may love the dorky, twinsies Kardashian look, but I think matching mother-daughter bikinis are too much. Matching swimsuits, yes. Bikinis, no. I will concede that the picture is cute (because no one is wearing them), but I still find the idea ofÂ children in bikinis inappropriateâ€“especially when they have a triangle top. You can call me old-fashioned, but triangle tops are meant for adult women with boobs. A tankini or a cropped halter top would be more age-appropriate and just as cute. Surprisingly, the bikinis aren’t part of theÂ Kardashian Kids clothing lineÂ yet. They’re from Acacia, a brandÂ which also specializes in one-pieces with side cutouts for the toddler demographic.
Of course, Kourtney had to get some Kardashian product placement in there too. She wasn’t content with just mommy-and-me bikinis. She also wanted matching mother-and-daughter tans, so she added two me Kardashian Glow bottles. That creeps me out far more than the bikinis because Kardashian Glow isÂ self-tanner. Bikinis plus tanning lotion, is making the Kardashians sounds more like Toddlers in Tiaras. I really hope that Kourtney sticks with matching dresses and twins hairstylesÂ because if she starts putting the young Kardashians in bikinis and self tan, I have visions of season 16 of KUWTK centered aroundÂ North West and Penelope DisickÂ as child beauty pageant queensâ€“and that is one direction I don’t want to see the reality show go in.
(Photos: Getty Images, Instagram/KourtneyKardashian)