Jennifer Aniston’s Nutso Story Will Convince You To Wear Sex Toys As Necklaces

jennifer aniston on conan

It always bugs me when Jennifer Aniston gets dismissed for being a “hot chick,” since her whole career is based around the fact that she’s freaking hilarious. Her recent interview with Conan O’Brien, in which she discusses the wardrobe choices of her character in Horrible Bosses 2, just confirms that she’s still on top of her game.

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After showing a still from the movie, in which Jennifer is wearing a tight leather skirt and a sexy black top, Conan inquired about the large, circular pendant hanging around her neck. ”What’s going on?” he asked. “Is that a necklace? At first I thought it was like a monocle or a looking glass. Is that a necklace?”

jennifer aniston wearing a cock ring

And that’s when it happened. That’s when Jennifer Aniston delivered one of the greatest quotes in late night history:

No, that’s a cock ring. … It was an active choice. It was one of those things where they laid out the jewelry and I just gravitated toward that beautiful piece of jewelry. I put it on and was like, this is unique! And cool! So then I just started trying on other bits of her wardrobe and I kept it. And they said, ‘Great! You chose the cock ring!’

Amazing. I’m enjoying this way too much. It reminds me of the time Ariana Grande said she buys all her tour costumes at sex shops. I really like the idea of celebrities being treated like royalty while wearing props from skeevy Hollywood Boulevard novelty stores. It truly warms my heart. (There’s a joke about “warming lube” in there somewhere. Find it yourself, perv.)

I realize that this necklace only really makes sense when she’s wearing it as Dr. Julia Harris, but it would mean a lot to me if Jennifer found a way to incorporate it into her everyday wardrobe. There’s no better way to curb the constant baby bump rumors than to rock a sex toy accessory on the red carpet. Eh? Think it over.

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