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Party Favors: Y’all Know You Want Sushi Donuts

Party Favors: Y'all Know You Want Sushi Donuts

Sushi donuts are the new ‘cupcakes that grossly resemble real food.’ -The Frisky

Forbes’ most powerful women are brilliant geeks! -Bust

Because you’re not worth it: embracing our inner averageness. -Sadie

An interview with the director of the Tucker Max play. -Flavorwire

Breakfast with porn star Joanna Angel. -Nerve

Is Ryan Gosling’s new movie misogynistic? Do we still love him? -The Stir

5 Cool ladies coming to your television screen this fall. -Double X

Jennifer Lawrence nearly caught fire. -Betty Confidential

Is makeup in the summer a thing? -Ladyish

The pros and cons of buying a house with a friend. -Money Crashers

Rooney Mara is the new face of Calvin Klein. -ET Online

All the cool kids are watching porn. -Your Tango

All about lentils. -The Hairpin

5 Tips for dating while highly allergic. -The Frisky

Haunting photos of people running from unseen dangers. -Flavorwire

How to DIY a floral crown, like some kind of wood nymph. -Bust

Makeup Inspired By: The Hangover, And All Hangovers I Have Had

Makeup Inspired By: The Hangover, And All Hangovers I Have Had

I get the question, “How do I cover up my hangover with makeup?” probably once a week. Now, I have admittedly had a lot of hangovers in my life. I’ve always hung out with a lot of people who possessed the “work hard, party hard, pass out hard for like three days” mentality, I was in a fraternity in college and I just really loved appletinis for a minute or ten.

As a result of this and in honor of The Hangover Part III, my tutorial today will revolve around making yourself look more hungover (maybe you need to pretend to your frat bros that you weren’t just drinking Sprite last night, I don’t know), as well as how to cover the grossness up. More »

Here’s A Lovely Message From Amy Poehler To All The Bad Dancers Out There

Here’s A Lovely Message From Amy Poehler To All The Bad Dancers Out There

As always, Amy Poehler continues to deliver valuable advice to middle schoolers through her Ask Amy series that I can apply to my very own life. Also, where was she when I was in middle school? Kids today, they just don’t know how good they have it! They have the amazing and magnificent Amy Poehler answering their questions on a frequent basis, I had AOL chatrooms. One doles out words of wisdom and one taught me that honey is not really vital to mention when cybering. More »

Topless Painting Of Angelina Jolie Post-Masectomy Expected To Fetch $20,000

Topless Painting Of Angelina Jolie Post-Masectomy Expected To Fetch $20,000

If you have a spare $20,000 and were wondering what you might spend it on, there’s a portrait of Angelina Jolie post-double mastectomy by Johan Andersson. The proceeds will go towards Falling Whistles charity that campaigns for peace in the Congo (a cause which Angelina Jolie cares about, and was a good deal less predictable than a breast cancer charity).You can see it here. It is extremely tasteful! More »

There Is A Bikini For Women Who Want Satanic Tan Lines

There Is A Bikini For Women Who Want Satanic Tan Lines

You know, I think there were approximately three weeks when I was 13 immediately after watching The Craft where I would have been the prime market for this pentagram bikini. Basically The Craft taught me that it was cool to be into the occult and hang out at the beach, which I’m pretty sure was not its intended purpose, but that perspective on the world worked okay for those three pre-teen weeks. They would have worked out even better if I’d had this Bikini from MASSBlack’s ritual collection:
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