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With Lil’ Wayne on his way into solitary confinement for the last 25 days of his prison sentence, his support base seems stronger than ever, people donning his likeness on t-shirts and shouting “Free Weezy!” at the top of their lungs. He is in for a weapons conviction that he is undoubtedly guilty for. And you all are cheering for him? More
It was late in the evening and I sat surrounded on the sofa of a friend of a friend’s apartment, having been already introduced to him and her and them and her, and the few glasses of chilled Pinot Noir … More
A ladyfriend of mine and I were recently exchanging romantic glances through the light aromatic steam lifting from our morning cups of coffee when mine slipped from my hands and fell to the floor, breaking into a million tiny telltale … More
When Axe made its initial push, I was in high school. I have this vivid memory, particularly through olfaction, of my friends flooding the locker room with the body spray after soccer practices, concocting an overwhelming chemical imbalance of sweat, … More
In the most recent Misanthropologist post, Elizabeth recounted the tale of a romantic endeavor gone terribly wrong. Yes, I do consider his feeble attempts to strut his stuff a “romantic endeavor.” I envisioned this all happening at Rick’s Café Américain. … More
As a college kid, I have a tendency of falling behind. I fall behind on my schoolwork. I fall behind on my exercise. I fall behind on keeping in touch with friends and family back home. I fall behind on … More
Bret Easton Ellis is a douchebag. No. If you like Bret Easton Ellis, you are a douchebag. It baffles me as to how many of you self-obsessed morons have deluded yourselves into actually thinking you have anything in common with … More
