Author Archives: Love Guru Lagerfeld

Dear Kaiser: What Was Your Worst Date Ever And Why?

Dear Kaiser: What Was Your Worst Date Ever And Why?

We replicated Karl Lagerfeld and have his clone locked in the basement with only one valet. We can’t guarantee that this is exactly what the first Karl would advise, but we think it comes fairly close. Feel free to direct any romantic quandaries to Jennifer[at]thegloss.com or Ashley[at]thegloss.com. Each week, the Kaiser will tackle a new question submitted by you. This week, TheGloss staff asks Karl to tell the story of his worst date ever. More »

Dear Kaiser: I Only Fake Orgasms

Dear Kaiser: I Only Fake Orgasms

We replicated Karl Lagerfeld and have his clone locked in the basement with only one valet. We can’t guarantee that this is exactly what the first Karl would advise, but we think it comes fairly close. This week, a reader from the West Coast is fretting about how to tell her boyfriend she’s been faking orgasms… for months. More »

Dear Kaiser: How Do I Tell My Boyfriend To Lose Weight?

Dear Kaiser: How Do I Tell My Boyfriend To Lose Weight?

We replicated Karl Lagerfeld and have his clone locked in the basement with only one valet. We can’t guarantee that this is exactly what the first Karl would advise, but we think it comes fairly close. In Dear Kaiser, Karl answers your questions and dispense advice for all your romantic quandaries. This week, too much Chinese takeout has this couple packing on the pounds. Now it’s disrupting their sex life. More »

Dear Kaiser: I Want An Edward Cullen For Myself, But How?

Dear Kaiser: I Want An Edward Cullen For Myself, But How?

We replicated Karl Lagerfeld and have his clone locked in the basement with only one valet. We can’t guarantee that this is exactly what the first Karl would advise, but we think it comes fairly close. In Dear Kaiser, Karl answers your questions and dispense advice for all your romantic quandaries. This week, one unlucky-in-love woman thinks she’ll never find a man who loves her like Edward loves Bella. Which is pretty sad, for starters. More »