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I Regret: My Undergraduate Poetry

In the span of 39 days, I wrote 115 poems. Let that be a testament to their quality. More »

I’m gonna call it: This is THE STUPIDEST ARTICLE EVER.

Let’s break this shit down, ya’ll, beginning with the title:

“A Last Bastion of Civility, the South, Sees Manners Decline”

Admit it. Those commas are terribly hostile. More »

Three weeks before senior prom, on the worst hair day of my life, my high school boyfriend told me he was gay. More »