I walked out of a hook up when it was clear I wasn’t going to be satisfied. More
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Apropos of Amanda Chatel’s I Had A Threesome; It Wasn’t Exactly What You See In The Movies, I thought I’d share. More
Recently, I graduated from having Botox injected into my forehead and crow’s feet and fillers injected into my smile lines to also having fillers injected under my eyes. Guess what? It worked instantly, and I am now slightly prettier! More
No, I didn’t wear a plaid miniskirt. Because I was in college. And I was an adult. More
Each year, TheGloss celebrates the Oscars by asking a panel of drag queens – who know more about glamour than we ever will – to pick their favorite and least favorite dresses. We also ask one male friend who knows very little about glamour. These are their choices. More
The first time I left the clinic, I had an angry row of red bumps over my eyebrows. For a brief period, I looked like a Klingon. I have since purchased a fedora which I wear home from all Botox appointments. More
Once upon time, in a hell far far away, I worked in a redneck bar. More
I started doing this high protein diet a few months ago, sort of by accident. I was eating a lot of crappy food at lunch due to laziness. Since I don’t really care what I eat while at work, I … More
Ed note: A week ago, we referred to sugar daddy relationships as parasitic in an Editors Debate. A reader with a sugar daddy let us know what the relationship is really like. In other news, we are assholes.
Mopeds are fun recreational vehicles that serve as an alternative to, say, riding a scooter for transportation. However, while being fun, they look a bit silly if one were to ride around in public for everyone to see. And, according to society, that’s me. A moped. Due to my figure I’ve been dubbed fun to ride, but you don’t what your buddies to see. And that’s not okay with me. More
Doctors! They’re jerks just like us!
My husband was, ironically enough, a doctor. A doctor from an anonymous coastal metropolis where women walk around the grocery store in bikinis, who married an average-sized Midwestern girl.
While we were dating in college, the issues started. More
I think, if I really was honest with myself, I started seriously drinking to stop myself from eating.
There’s the bottom line, embarrassing truth that I can’t bring myself to share at the countless AA meetings I’ve attended for the past few months, ever since my therapist told me she’d refuse to see me unless I got sober.
Hi, my name is Annabelle and I’m an alcoholic … and now that I’m no longer drinking, my activities include baking batches of chocolate chip cookies, only to eat every single one of them as soon as they come out of the oven. More
I think I realized I had a problem when I was eating 2500 calories of Chinese food in a car, after I’d been stood up for a date. My stomach was uncomfortable over the notch of my jeans, a healthy size 6.
So, I decided to make a change. I went from gorging myself constantly to eating less than 1000 calories a day of vegan food, and running for an hour every morning. I was thrilled by the feedback, and quickly reached my goal weight of 110 lbs.
But maintaining was the tricky part, as I knew from the hours of research I was doing a day on diets. More