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People’s Reaction To These New Photos Of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity

Peopleâs Reaction To These New Photos Of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity

My apologies if what you’d had planned for today involved you having faith in humanity. It just wasn’t in the cards, what with all of that child attacking going on. More specifically, what with all of that attacking of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s daughter, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt going on. Does that sound horrible to you? Good, it gets worse. More »

Bette Midler Calls Out Ariana Grande’s ‘Ridiculous’ New Sexy Persona, Says Everything You’re Thinking

Bette Midler Calls Out Ariana Grandeâs âRidiculousâ New Sexy Persona, Says Everything Youâre Thinking

Congratulations to Bette Midler for her excellent mind-reading powers! And don’t you dare tell me that “that’s an idea of fiction” or “please stop shouting at people on the street that magic is real, Olivia.” Because how else are you going to explain the fact that she recently captured precisely why Ariana Grande’s new forced sexy persona is so weird. More »