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Nick Offerman Shaved Off His Mustache, Is Now Unrecognizable

Nick Offerman Shaved Off His Mustache, Is Now Unrecognizable

Last night’s In Memoriam segment at the SAG Awards failed to include Nick Offerman’s mustache. I guess they hadn’t seen the new photos of Nick showing off his bare upper lip at the Sundance Film Festival this weekend, where he was promoting his new movie Me and Earl and the Dying Girl. More likely, they did see him, but they had no idea it was Nick Offerman, because wow oh wow does he look different. More »

10 Celebrities Who Own Their Plastic Surgery

10 Celebrities Who Own Their Plastic Surgery

You know how some celebrities deny having had plastic surgery even though the before and after photos tell a different story? “I’d never dream of it. I want to age naturally,” they say, barely able to move their puffed-up lips. There are some celebrities, however, who own up to the work they’ve had done and even spill specific details. More »

It’s Literally Impossible For Miley Cyrus To Have The Body Of A Young Boy

Itâs Literally Impossible For Miley Cyrus To Have The Body Of A Young Boy

Last night V Magazine released a naked photo of Miley Cyrus. As a living and breathing human being, I’ll assume you’ve already seen it. What you might not have seen yet is what people are saying about it. More specifically, what people are saying about her body and how closely it resembles a young boy’s. If I follow their logic correctly, her “boy body” means that she shouldn’t have posed naked. You know, because she’s unattractive prepubescent and making people feel like pedophiles and all that caveman jazz. More »

Did Beyonce Just Create A New Baby Bump For Herself Out Of Sand?

Did Beyonce Just Create A New Baby Bump For Herself Out Of Sand?

Over the weekend, Beyonce posted a new photo of herself on Instagram. As you can see above, she’s at the beach and has been covered in sand. The reason it’s important isn’t because ooh look at Beyonce, she’s so fun and goofy, I bet Ariana Grande wouldn’t allow herself to be buried under sand. It’s also not important because ew sand is gross and the beach is yucky, I can’t believe Beyonce can stand it, she must really be God. More »

Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Kick Off The Golden Globes By Calling Out Cosby, Again

Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Kick Off The Golden Globes By Calling Out Cosby, Again

Hear that? That’s the sound of Amy Poehler and Tina Fey killing it at the Golden Globes during their opening monologue. Just absolutely murdering the show right from the very beginning. While I’m planning on tattooing every single joke they’ve already made tonight on my lower back later this week, I’m obsessed with the fact they called out Bill Cosby for allegedly sexually assaulting women. Again. More »

If The Rumor That Taylor Swift Is Pursuing Leo DiCaprio Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right

If The Rumor That Taylor Swift Is Pursuing Leo DiCaprio Is Wrong, I Donât Wanna Be Right

Stop the presses, everybody, because I have big news! Taylor Swift is supposedly pursuing Leonardo DiCaprio. Like to date! ROMANTICALLY. How amazing would that be? And actually don’t even answer that, because if you don’t think it’s true, I don’t want to hear about it. That’s why I had you stop the presses. Good luck sending me your monthly opinion newsletter with no presses!!!! More »

13 Lookalike Celebs Pairs That You Always Get Confused, According To Reddit

13 Lookalike Celebs Pairs That You Always Get Confused, According To Reddit

It’s a classic conundrum: you loved that one movie with that one very famous actor or actress, but you and your friend just can’t seem to agree on just who that very famous actor or actress was. We totally understand—facial recognition can be hard, especially when the only identifiers you have to go on are “super hot” and “played that wizard in that one movie about child wizards.” More »