Author Archives: Mommyish

I Don’t Give A F**k What My Husband Thinks About My Hair, But Thanks For Asking

I Donât Give A F**k What My Husband Thinks About My Hair, But Thanks For Asking

I’ve never been afraid to experiment with my hair. It’s naturally a chocolate brown, but I’ve colored it orange, red, black, blonde, and most recently, purple. I’ve had hair down to my butt, side bangs, front bangs, angled bobs, and even a really awful haircut in sixth grade that looked like I walked into the salon and said, “Give me the Jonathan Taylor Thomas circa 1992, please.” More »

My Husband Has A Low Sex Drive, and I’m (Mostly) OK With It

My Husband Has A Low Sex Drive, and Iâm (Mostly) OK With It

We all know the trope: the horny husband approaches the bed, eager for the sex that he is not getting frequently enough. The wife sighs and says, “Not tonight, dear, I have a headache.” Though this scene is now the stuff of parody (to judge by brilliant takes on it in movies like Date Night and This Is 40), the mentality that fostered it is still the same: men are sex-crazed animals walking around all day with perma-boners, and we long-suffering women must learn to deal with it, either by “indulging” their impulses or by denying them again and again. More »

Twitter Calls Gone Girl Actress ‘Brave’ For Daring To Show Her Post-Baby Body At The Golden Globes

Twitter Calls Gone Girl Actress âBraveâ For Daring To Show Her Post-Baby Body At The Golden Globes

Gone Girl’Rosamund Pike walked the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night in a cutout dress that showed a fragment of the side of her belly. The internet went crazy. Apparently, daring to leave your house weeks after giving birth and allow celebrity stylists to drape a Vera Wang gown over your gorgeous figure is “brave.” More »