Author Archives: Mommyish

10 Racist Costumes For Kids You Can Actually Buy In The Year 2014

10 Racist Costumes For Kids You Can Actually Buy In The Year 2014

It’s finally October, which means we can soon look forward to seeing cute kids parading around in their costumes: little baby ghosts, kittens, favorite cartoon characters, and … gross racial stereotypes? Ew. It’s the year 2014, and you can still pop into most online and brick-and-mortar costume shops and outfit your kid in the most outdated mishmash of faux cultural tropes. I don’t care how much your kid loved the movie Pocahontas or how much anime they read, some things are just off limits. More »

13 Elaborate Costumes You’ll Never Pull Off

13 Elaborate Costumes Youâll Never Pull Off

Halloween can be a time of serious insecurity for parents. On the one hand, it’s easy to grab a costume off the shelf, and on the other, no parent who actually loves their child does that, right? So you have no choice, when you think about it, than to hit up Pinterest and ogle DIY Halloween costumes that the parents who do love their children end up making. I don’t know how they do it, but I suspect that methamphetamines are involved.
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10 Obnoxious Onesies You Should Not Put On Your Baby

10 Obnoxious Onesies You Should Not Put On Your Baby

We all know that babies can’t read and sometimes, it is very funny to put them in a onesie that says something silly that will make all of the literate people who see it laugh. I know we had a few for our kids given to us as gifts and it was amusing to put it on our innocent and clueless baby while we took pictures and giggled at their baby naivete. More »