Author Archives: Benedict Arnold

Male Musings: Don’t Diet For Extremely Superficial Men (Like Me)

Male Musings: Don't Diet For Extremely Superficial Men (Like Me)

Reading people’s stories all over the site this past week has made me a combination of sad and sick to my stomach. I feel bad because I’m part of the problem: I’m extremely superficial.

How superficial, you ask? Try this. In college, I had a binary system for girls I would sleep with. They were either a 2 or a 0. A size 2, or a size 0. I wish I were kidding. But I’m not. More »