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I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Fat

When I first moved to New York City, it was around the time of the Clinton and Monica Lewisnsky scandal. I had short, dark layered hair and was considerably… voluptuous. More »

The Client List, Now With Less Cleavage

She makes prostitution look so effortless and profitable, like an American Belle De Jour, but set in Texas. Finally prostitution portrayed at it’s best. More »

I Tried Corset Training

Would you like to have a 16 inch waist? When my fiancé told me about a mutual friend of ours that had been corset training and had gotten down to 16 inches. I wanted to try it, too! More »

Being Miss Omaha Helped Me Be An Awesome Stripper

Yes, I competed in a Miss America local, and a state preliminary. This was when I was young, innocent and assumed that I had no other game plan than to become Miss America. That did not happen, instead I went a on a wayward, yet interesting path to eventually figure out what I was going to do with my life. What I did learn from competing in pageants? It made me a damn good stripper! More »

Do You Love Someone Enough To Do The Polar Bear Swim?

Jumping into the Atlantic Ocean on New Years Day isn’t exactly what I had in mind, but hey, if this is the most dangerous thing my husband has asked of me (so far). I’m pretty lucky. More »

How I Celebrated SantaCon Without Crying Outside A Burger King

In New York City we are so very lucky. How many opportunities present themselves in any other city that allow one to dress in some kind of trashy, obnoxious costume? One. Halloween.

New Yorkers have not only on Halloween, but for a magical holiday event called SantaCon. Do you think Saint Patrick’s Day is crazy? Forget it. According to NYPD officer “Chris”, SantaCon is the ultimate amateur event for drinkers.

“This is much worse than St. Paddy’s Day, it doesn’t stop. It just goes on all day and all night. It’s a city-wide event with specific zones and locations. We’re running around all day trying to corral these people.” More »

I Hung Out With Marilyn Monroe’s Ghost

One of the most interesting things about the Roosevelt hotel’s ghostly celeb residents is that none of them actually died in the hotel. We all know that Marilyn Monroe struggled with a lot of personal trauma in her life. Maybe coming back to The Roosevelt reminded her of happier times while she was living. More »

What’s It Like To Be On Law And Order SVU, Lindsay Pulsipher?

Lindsay Pulsipher: Magical Creature, Werepanther, McCoy, and now a Bad Ass on Law and Order SVU. More »

I Went To A Playboy Casting Call – Here’s What Happens

Back in the days before computers were really important, I sent actual photographs and a letter to Playboy. They liked me enough to send me a real letter on real Playboy letterhead paper asking me for more photos. I thought this was kind of cool. So I sent them some more photos, and they wrote me back a very kind rejection letter saying that I’d be kept on file for future consideration. I never heard from them again. Then I became completely distracted pursuing things that didn’t involve me being nude in magazines and forgot all about it.

Until I heard about most recent Playboy’s Casting Call being held in New York City. More »

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