I was thinking the other day about money and work and how those things relate to me, and suddenly I thought “what if I get addicted to cocaine or meth and end up having to sell all of my belongings … More
Author Archives:
- 954 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 22 Comments »
- Share a Tip
It can be frustrating when someone you love doesn’t love you back. Luckily, there are some steps you can take to remedy the situation. 1. Classical conditioning 2. Scent-mediated deprogramming Disable the reasoning center of her brain by coating yourself with a variety of extremely strong, unrelated scents … More
- 968 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 22 Comments »
- Share a Tip
When you’re being broken up with, you may feel helpless and unable to prevent the heartache before you. But that’s because you aren’t trying hard enough! Here are five strategies to manipulate your way out of a break up. 1. … More
As a shy and socially awkward fourteen-year-old who had never been employed before, I applied to be a bus-girl at a local restaurant and, to my surprise, they actually hired me. I was really nervous, so I showed up 45 … More
- 982 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 36 Comments »
- Share a Tip
During the first few weeks of every one of my relationships, I’ve gone through a weird little transition period of panic and questioning. It doesn’t matter how much I like the person. It always happens. In the beginning, there is … More
- 989 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 18 Comments »
- Share a Tip
More and more people are turning to the internet to find love. Dating sites, Craigslist and even many forums are full of potential soul mates. But writing an original ad or making your profile stand out can be tiresome. That’s … More
- 996 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 92 Comments »
- Share a Tip
Girls are total suckers for romance, so it makes sense that the perfect way end to a romantic relationship is with a romantic breakup. Impress you future ex-girlfriend with these four creative ways to finish on a high note. More
- 1003 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 103 Comments »
- Share a Tip
In the modern workplace, everyone wants to stand out as a leader. Everyone wants to be respected and admired by their coworkers. This is normally achieved through hard work, dedication and good interpersonal skills, but I’m going to give you … More
- 1010 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 82 Comments »
- Share a Tip
People aren’t satisfied with regular sex anymore. They want to shake things up and explore new frontiers. They want excitement and possibly even danger. If you are looking for new ways to bring excitement into your sex life, look no further. The following five techniques are virtually guaranteed to turn you into a goddess of unpredictability. 1. The Sniper There’s no better way to create surprise and excitement than randomly ambushing your partner at a time of great vulnerability. Hide in the bathtub and wait for your partner to come in and try … More
What We're Reading:
-
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir -
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango -
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango -
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango -
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
- 1017 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 25 Comments »
- Share a Tip
Sequins. What would the world be without them? Before you answer, wouldn’t you like to know a little more about how useful they are? Read on… Sequins are almost infinitely useful. To elaborate on that assertion, here’s some indisputable proof: … More
- 1024 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 21 Comments »
- Share a Tip
Last week we helped Chloe learn how to use body glitter and Axe spray to distract from the fact that she is basically just a walking corpse. This week, we’ll be taking our expertise to the next level and beautifying … More
- 1031 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 33 Comments »
- Share a Tip
Last week on ZOMBeauty, we helped Karen learn to dress right for her level of decay. This week, we are going to take on a tougher case. Our second zombie is Chloe. Chloe has been undead for a little over … More
- 1038 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 9 Comments »
- Share a Tip
Our first zombie is Karen. Karen is fairly new to being undead, so her flesh is still sort of supple and she doesn’t smell horribly yet. She died in a massacre, so she’s totally covered in blood and her neck … More
- 1045 days ago by Allie Brosh
- 91 Comments »
- Share a Tip
Dear sandal boots: Are you being serious? When I saw a pair of you for the first time, I thought you were joking, but your ongoing presence in society has me questioning that first assumption of mine. Do you … More
