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The U.S. Navy Used To Teach Their Sailors How To Pick Up Ladies

The U.S. Navy Used To Teach Their Sailors How To Pick Up Ladies

Enforcing manners and gentlemanly behavior? Awesome. A brunette as a decoration? Meh; not my jam. More »

20 Ways To Answer ‘What Are Your Plans After College?’

20 Ways To Answer 'What Are Your Plans After College?'

Wouldn’t you rather they ask you about the fucking weather instead? More »

How Would You Feel If Your Ex Told Everyone About Your Abortion?

How Would You Feel If Your Ex Told Everyone About Your Abortion?

If an ex, or anyone for that matter, shares the fact that you had an abortion, they’re an asshole. End of story. More »

White Lies Women Tell To Get Laid

White Lies Women Tell To Get Laid

The 'you're drunk' lie

The 'I'm afraid' lie

The 'I love you' lie

The 'I no longer love you' lie

You’ve told a few lies in your day to get some, haven’t you? More »

How To Thrift Like A Pro

How To Thrift Like A Pro

Have low expectations

Find your favorite spots

Take pals along with different tastes than your own

Do your research

Have a good seamstress in the wings

If you’ve always wanted to know how to thrift, here’s your chance with these awesome thrifty tips. (That rhymed!) More »

It’s Officially Cat-Calling Season. Do You Have Any Comebacks Lined Up?

It's Officially Cat-Calling Season. Do You Have Any Comebacks Lined Up?

“Baby, I want to give you a slice of my heart! I want to give it to you now!” Had it been a slice of cake, he probably would have received a response. More »

Why Sex Education Is So Important

Why Sex Education Is So Important

If everyone is doing it, then everyone should take a class in it. More »

Why Borrowing A Friend’s Sex Toys Is Never A Good Idea

Why Borrowing A Friend's Sex Toys Is Never A Good Idea

Too much information

It doesn't technically belong to them

It can be confusing

Kink is private

Would you be cool with letting a friend borrow your dildo? More »

Dating Hijinks: Would You Be Interested In A ‘Nathan Latte?’

Dating Hijinks: Would You Be Interested In A 'Nathan Latte?'

Possible side effects of the Nathan latte are extreme laughter, great times, and happiness… More »

What We're Reading:

Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir

The Great Gatsby Isn’t Exactly Feminist, And That’s How I Want It

The Great Gatsby Isn't Exactly Feminist, And That's How I Want It

Daisy Buchanan isn’t a role model for women, but who cares? More »

Does Mad Men Make Cheating Look Glamorous?

Does Mad Men Make Cheating Look Glamorous?

I blame the perfectly fitted suits for this one… More »

10 Reasons To Choose Cheese Over Oral Sex

10 Reasons To Choose Cheese Over Oral Sex

It lasts forever

It aids in your sex life

Mac 'n' cheese wouldn't exist without it

Oh, you know you want it… the fromage, that is. More »

The Uncle Of Suspected Boston Bombers Weighs In On This ‘Absurdity’

The Uncle Of Suspected Boston Bombers Weighs In On This 'Absurdity'

Ruslan Tsarni, the uncle of suspected Boston Marathon bombers, Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, doesn’t have a single kind word for the men. More »

Those Close To The Boston Bombing Suspect Are Shocked And Saddened

Those Close To The Boston Bombing Suspect Are Shocked And Saddened

Friends of the Boston bombing suspect come forward to express shock, sadness and betrayal. More »

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