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10 HowAboutWe Dates You May Have Missed This Past Week

10 HowAboutWe Dates You May Have Missed This Past Week

“Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, let’s do it, let’s fall in love…” More »

If You’ve Had Children, No One Wants To F*ck You Unless You Drink Virgins’ Blood

If You've Had Children, No One Wants To F*ck You Unless You Drink Virgins' Blood

NO ONE WANTS YOUR USED-UP, STRETCHED-OUT-BY-BABIES VAGINA NEAR THEM. More »

Your Dog Should Be As Sexy As You, Should Wear Pantyhose, Too

Your Dog Should Be As Sexy As You, Should Wear Pantyhose, Too

Sexy is subjective… so they say. More »

New York Post Belittles A Hate Crime By Calling It ‘Ketchup Attack’

New York Post Belittles A Hate Crime By Calling It 'Ketchup Attack'

The New York Post once again keeps it classy. More »

If You’re Not Getting Enough Cunnilingus, You Should Consider Dating A Bat

If You're Not Getting Enough Cunnilingus, You Should Consider Dating A Bat

Batman is amazing at giving head. I just know it. More »

Why Do French Men Make The Best Lovers?

Why Do French Men Make The Best Lovers?

PDA is cool with them

They're down with your body

That damn accent

They're aware you have more than just a vagina

They WANT you to come

Let’s just blame Marquis de Sade and call it a day. More »

With Reimbursement For Abortions And Free Birth Control, France Makes The U.S. Look Archaic

With Reimbursement For Abortions And Free Birth Control, France Makes The U.S. Look Archaic

Women being allowed to make decisions for their own bodies AND access to free birth control? No. Way. More »

Dating Hijinks: Drunken Ramblings About Clubbing Seals And Bible Quotes? Definitely Great First Date Banter

Dating Hijinks: Drunken Ramblings About Clubbing Seals And Bible Quotes? Definitely Great First Date Banter

“I think we would have actually hit it off if I hadn’t been a drunken, self-involved sociopath.” More »

How To Take Perfect ‘Selfies’

How To Take Perfect 'Selfies'

Don't do "duck face"

Do keep it real

Don't be Justin Bieber

Do "romantic" poses

Don't do whatever the hell this is...

Everyone loves your face almost as much as you do. I swear. More »

What We're Reading:

Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango

Why New York City Is The Hardest Place To Be Emotionally Healthy

Why New York City Is The Hardest Place To Be Emotionally Healthy

Like any tumultuous relationship, New York City does a number on the nerves and emotional state. More »

Sofia Vergara Has Gone Back To Her Blonde Roots — Thoughts?

Sofia Vergara Has Gone Back To Her Blonde Roots -- Thoughts?

Sofia Vergara probably doesn’t have to be blonde to have more fun. More »

If You Go To An Ugly College, You Will Have To Transfer

If You Go To An Ugly College, You Will Have To Transfer

NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU’RE UGLY. More »

Essential Transitional Pieces For Moving From Winter To Spring

Essential Transitional Pieces For Moving From Winter To Spring

Classic trench coat

Let me give you one piece of advice: linen. More »

Ginger Spice Had Her First ‘Worthy Orgasm’ At 30, Is Gross For Tweeting That Information

Ginger Spice Had Her First 'Worthy Orgasm' At 30, Is Gross For Tweeting That Information

You should keep your orgasm history to yourself. Seriously. More »

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