Uber-model gods Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova will appear on an episode of “Desperate Housewives” — playing themselves — in early March, so says E! online. The story is this: Gaby and Angie will run into the two ladies (each … More
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I love all these political ads, even though they’re all the same presentation these days (what, we can’t deviate from the Leonardo-DiCaprio-and-Ed-Norton-with-a-jumble-of-other-big-stars-each-saying-a sentence-of-a-larger-pitch method?) OK, this one might be a little different. This time, it’s got Felicity Huffman: The online … More
I don’t care what age I am now. Or live to be. I want to be Felicity Huffman, specifically her upper half. I do not, however, want William H. Macy’s hair. But, alas. He’s William H. Macy. Dude can do … More
This is 100 percent an all-out Gaby move. And yet, Eva Longoria Parker made it. So here’s the story: Once upon a time, Eva Longoria joined Twitter. (@EvaLongoria). Then she posted a link about her husband, Tony Parker. The link … More
OK, so there was the kiss between Gaby and Susan…which was a whole lot of hype, very little hot, and nothing more than an attempt to entice a husband or two to watch the show. That’s NOT what we devoted … More
We’ve been getting a lot of great actors from other fantastic shows on TV guest starring. I’m always excited to see someone I recognize from another show, especially when they’re not a huge name themselves (like Julie Benz from “Dexter” … More
OK, so I swear I have no intentions of renaming this blog DesperateMetcalfe.com. He’s just been in the news a lot lately! It’s like he came out of hibernation and is making the promotion circuit — only dude’s got nothing … More
“Desperate Housewives”: “The Glamorous Life” Original air date: Jan. 31, 2009 liveblog/recap We missed “Desperate Housewives” last week, and this week, we’re competing with our love of too-long awards shows. So we’re going to be watching the Grammys right until … More
OK, so this has gotta be a sign, right? I write two snarky Jesse Metcalfe posts…and then he gets a ticket for parking in the red zone? I’m sorry. I can only say say one thing to this, after all … More
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I know, I know. This is the most Earth-shattering news I could possibly be posting while the president is delivering his State of the Union, right? Well, I’m pretty sure I can’t top the headline that originally described this photo: … More
What happened to you, Jesse Metcalfe? He was shot at the Aussie Millions poker tournament at the Crown Casino in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia on Tuesday. Before he showed up for the celebrity tournament, the organization sent a release calling Jesse … More
I don’t mind that Marcia Cross‘s twins Eden and Savannah didn’t get her red hair, even though redheads will be “extinct” soon. Those nearly 3-year-old babies are some of the most gorgeous girls I’ve ever seen. Marcia and her twins … More
PBS has announced a new mini-series called “Faces of America”, with Henry Louis Gates Jr. — where they’ll use DNA testing to trace the ancestry of each of 12 celebs. Our favorite Mexican American housewife, Eva Longoria Parker, was one … More
Who knew Marcia Cross had something in common with 97.6 percent of the population of Brooklyn? Give her a pair of Chucks, a plaid scarf and a baggy beanie that doesn’t quit fit her head, and you’d be able to … More