Thanks to (not)Neighbor Peggy (who usually watches the show with me) for scouring the icanhas/fail blogosphere for little gems like this. deeeeeeep breath: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. All right now. I’m set.
Author Archives: Amy Bartner
Whoooooa, Betty Applewhite! It’s been a long time since we’ve seen Alfre Woodard out about about, eh? She was caught walking on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills this weekend — trying hard not to be noticed. Weee seeeeee yoooouuu, Alfre! … More
Eva Longoria Parker was shot leaving at Il Sole with country singer Kenny Chesney (who was once married to Renee Zellweger for a brief time) last week. Uh, what? Who would’ve ever paired up a so-so country singer who never … More
“Desperate Housewives”: “How About a Friendly Shrink?” Original air date: Jan. 17, 2009 liveblog/recap We’ve got a giant full apartment of “Desperate Housewives” fans tonight! And by “giant full apartment” I mean Peggy and Erin are here. We’re not as … More
Eva Longoria will be one of a bunch of celebrities making an appearance on “Sesame Street” in January and February, according to Blend Television. Each of the celebrities (including Hugh Jackman, Christina Applegate and Debi Mazar) will be presenting the … More
So it seems Katherine and Adam Mayfair are going to be reunited (sorta). According to Michael Ausiello, ABC reports that Dana Delany will play Federal Agent Jordan Shaw on two episodes of “Castle”, the show Nathan Fillion went to after … More
No, I’m not joking. Yes, she’s all right. Yes, that was the most fun I’ve ever had writing a headline on this site. (And no, not because she got hurt! Because it’s HILARIOUS.) Teri told David Letterman when she went … More
Now that all that vacation and holiday crap is over, and we’re back in the DH gaaaaaaaaaaaame! We get to see Susan strip, learn a little bit more about Orson’s paraplegia and Lynette losing the baby. Erin’s here. Peggy’s following … More
Remember her? Well, Nicollette Sheridan apparently had the worst Christmas ever when she was taken to the hospital after falling from a horse during the holidays. Don’t worry, though — she’s OK. The National Enquirer reports that Nicollette’s boyfriend Steve … More
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Paparazzi caught Teri Hatcher reading “What the Dog Saw” by Malcolm Gladwell between shots on the set of “Desperate Housewives” on Wednesday. Let’s play a little game called “What’s that look on her face say?” I’ll start it off. The … More
I feel like I’m writing one of those horrible “OMG, they’re just like us!” features from the magazines in the grocery store checkout lines. Awww, who’m I kidding? I’m right up there with those mags! And LOOK! Stars are JUST … More
Here’s a shot of Teri Hatcher headed to visit The Late Show with David Letterman. I’m reeeeally not in love with this dress. The flouncy boob-sleeves (beeves? slreasts?) make her tiny frame look huge, and the rouching around her stomach … More
Dexter’s loss is Desperate Housewives’ gain! When (WARNING: Stop reading if you haven’t seen the season finale of Dexter yet!!) Julie Benz’s character Rita was killed off Dexter, fans of the show were left wondering what would happen in the … More
This is suuuper late guys, I know! All that holidays/vacation bidness got in the way of my Desperate Housewivesing … not to mention I was stuck in the Newark airport last night for way too long (and no, it wasn’t … More