
Unfortunately, the Halloween sex tips didn't include eating candy corn out of somebody's bum.
My virginity is now in the hands of a scrawny white dude I’m hooking up with...
"I feel like I’m the bad girl in the Hogwarts bathroom smoking cigs, talkin’ about blowjobs."
What does a penis taste like? Sweat, desperation and patriarchy?
I thought I was black for 23 years until some white guy on Ok Cupid told me I wasn't.
It took 23 years to score my first kiss and it has sworn me off of kissing forever.