Author Archives: Brandy Alexander

Disney Sidekicks Hotness Rankings

Disney Sidekicks Hotness Rankings

Forget the usual cast of bland Disney princes. I was always partial to the sidekicks — they were funnier and more lovable than any prince with a case of the marriage blues. From Aladdin’s Genie to The Little Mermaid’s Sebastian, the sidekick often stole the whole movie with their big hearts and funny punchlines.

So call your fairy godmother to request some comic relief and excellent song and dance numbers. It’s time to rank Disney’s greatest animated sidekicks. More »

It’s Impossible Not To Flirt With These 9 Types Of Men

It's Impossible Not To Flirt With These 9 Types Of Men

Flirting, much like shit, happens. It doesn’t matter if you’re single or in a relationship, either. No matter who you are, no matter what marital status box you check, sometimes we all catch ourselves playing with our hair and smiling coyly at an irresistible man. So who are these hunks that make us easily flush? They’re everyday men in your life, and yes, Bradley Cooper. Ohh, Bradley Cooper. The only Mr. Cooper I’d like to hang with. More »

It’s Not Slutty If…

It's Not Slutty If...

Let’s all agree to shut down the slut-shaming, okay? Having casual sex with a bunch of partners is only slutty when you define casual and bunch. Let’s say that means in your sweatpants and 7,000. Because it’s definitely not slutty if you’re happy, and it’s not slutty if you have regrets. Unless those regrets were about said sweatpants. Personally, I love to get down in sweatpants. More »

15 Words Only Used To Describe Women

15 Words Only Used To Describe Women

Women are often described using words one would never attribute to men. Whether those phrases are said with good intentions or are back-handed compliments, these adjectives would sound ridiculous and completely out of place if used to describe a guy. After all, when is the last time you referred to your male coworker as feisty? And have you ever complained that your dad was acting hormonal? More »

9 Things That Will Instantly Ruin Your Sex Life

9 Things That Will Instantly Ruin Your Sex Life

There are plenty of ways to spice up your sex life. Porn is abundant and lacy underwear seems to have become the norm. You can even find an assortment of massage oils, blindfolds, and little blue pills in the back of your neighborhood drug store. But some of the easiest ways to turn up the heat in the bedroom is simply to avoid things at all cost. You know, things like animals, children, and other human beings! More »

A Field Guide To Puking

A Field Guide To Puking

Barf, hurl, vomit or puke — it’s called throwing up, but it really brings me down. Even if you have a friend who swears she will always be there to hold your hair back, sooner or later we all barf on ourselves. It happens to everyone, particularly after a night of too little food and too much whiskey. More »

Forget Lingerie: 15 Holidays Gifts We Actually Want From Him This Christmas

Forget Lingerie: 15 Holidays Gifts We Actually Want From Him This Christmas

It’s the most wonderful gift-giving time of the year. A time when we spend weeks obsessing over what to buy our loved ones, and are rewarded with the equivalent of relationship coal. Another piece of costume jewelry / lingerie / winter accessory? Forget it. The last thing we need is another cheap red teddy.

This Christmas, the thought counts — and he better be thinking about us. We made this list and checked it twice so he won’t have to. Here are 15 presents that we really want to unwrap this Christmas, from the practical to the luxurious. More »