Author Archives: Claudia Dimuro

I Have A Crush On: Bruno Mars

 I Have A Crush On: Bruno Mars

See, the first time I heard a song by old Brunie, the lower half of my body was set on fire and melted completely (I had to pull over, it was a mess). “God”, I thought to myself, feeling my body morph over “Just the Way You Are” and “Marry You, “This guy must be so fucking attractive.” More »