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We always figured Miley Cyrus would be the second most famous member of Clan Cyrus (we all know who comes first) but the singer may soon discover some competition when the MDMA wears off and she exchanges her monokini for normal person clothes: younger brother Braison Cyrus is gunning for every marginally talented person’s dream job: model/actor. More
Okay, so earlier today we wrote a rather scathing takedown of Mollie Young‘s red “illusion dress” from last night’s Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London. We raged, oh how we raged.
We thought we’d balance out the darkness by high-fiving another attendee at the same event: professional lovable scamp Rebel Wilson, who wore Marina Rinaldi. More
his week on Wed Bed Dead, we’ll be playing with a trio of beloved Muppets: nice guy Kermit the Frog, obvious pervert Gonzo the Weirdo and inimitable superstar Miss Piggy. This is a tough one for us (because Rowlf forever) but seems easier for Jennifer: she’s had it in for Kermit the Frog for many years (no, seriously, she’s wanted to kill him for a long time) and she adores Miss Piggy.
…But if she loves Piggy and kills Kermit, doesn’t she realize the consequences of having sex with Gonzo? More
The Bling Ring premiered in LA last night with a splashy Louis Vuitton (of course) and Vanity Fair-hosted red carpet.
The stars wore an impressively interesting assortment of looks–what else would we expect from rising style stars like Emma Watson, not to mention established fashion icons like Chloe Sevigny, Gwen Stefani and Sofia Coppola? Check out all the looks below.
And yes, Paris Hilton was there. What else is she doing these days? More
There is not a single original or interesting idea at play here; it is completely one note, literal, over-the-top and accomplishes a single thing: it reminds people that under this poor excuse for a dress, the wearer happens to be very naked. More
Gucci cosmetics are on the horizon. -Styleite
Gisele is mocking you, Kardashians. -Birchbox
Shop the CFDA winners and nominees! -Fashionologie
5 makeup ingredients to avoid. -Divine Caroline
6 methods for thicker, longer lashes. -Chick Rx
10 things you need in your bag this summer. -College Fashion
Kim Kardashian wears Kardashian Kollection, hides tiny Kardashian. -The Budget Babe
Reasons to go short (like Charlize). -HuffPost Style
Lucky is launching a full handbag line for Fall. -The High Low
Lancome is joining forces with Lanvin‘s Alber Elbaz! -Refinery29
Cold dessert for whiter teeth and glowing skin. -YouBeauty
Eat your way to thicker, healthier hair. -StyleList
5 awesome pairs of summer flats. -Ok Gorgeous
The Oscar winner, 37, and her husband, the actually-named Ned Rocknroll, are expecting their first child together. More
Leonard DiCaprio, according to a 15-year-old. -The Hairpin
2 fameballs may continue to exist as fameballs. -YourTango
9 seat mates (on a plane) worse than a crying baby. -The Stir
Katy Perry apologizes to Chief Keef… after he threatens to beat her? -BUST
Why you need to stop talking about your wrinkles. -Betty Confidential
The ‘faux-out‘ = great hair, minus the tools. -Ladyish
Why don’t we ask teens how watching porn affects them? -Double X
People still lying about the number of people they’ve had sex with. -Nerve
Most promising television pilots for fall 2013. -ET Online
The Pros & Cons of free open-source software. -Money Crashers
Republican lawmaker doesn’t think women understand themselves. -The Frisky
Dude. Fuck off. More
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The CFDA Awards went down last night and the big winners were Proenza Schouler (womenswear designer of the year), Phillip Lim (accessories designer of the year) and Suno (Swarovski Award for Emerging Talent in Womenswear). Oh, and everyone who’s famous for their red carpet presence showed up too–Jessica Chastain, Rooney Mara, Kerry Washington and a whole slew of models.
Here’s what the very stylish and the very victimized wore to the so-called Oscars of fashion.
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If there’s one thing women love more than getting married (OMFG weddings!), it’s ruining marriages. In fact, studies have shown that women cause nearly all divorces. More
5 makeup ingredients to avoid. -Divine Caroline
6 methods for thicker, longer lashes. -Chick Rx
10 things you need in your bag this summer. -College Fashion
Kim Kardashian wears Kardashian Kollection, hides tiny Kardashian. -The Budget Babe
Reasons to go short (like Charlize). -HuffPost Style
Lucky is launching a full handbag line for Fall. -The High Low
Lancome is joining forces with Lanvin‘s Alber Elbaz! -Refinery29
Cold dessert for whiter teeth and glowing skin. -YouBeauty
Eat your way to thicker, healthier hair. -StyleList
5 awesome pairs of summer flats. -Ok Gorgeous
Glamour‘s These Girls: famous ladies talk sex & growing up. -Styleite
How to look awake after a late night. -Birchbox
Have you ever been a third wheel?
Our guess is that many people experience the sad, alienating life of a third wheel when they’re most vulnerable to feeling sad and alienated by it: as teenagers. After all, by one’s earlier twenties, one knows better than to hangout solo with a couple (especially new, hyper-affectionate ones). There are exceptions to the rule, of course–some considerate couples are able to unlock their mouths for a few hours and behave like individuals–but for the most part, playing third wheel is a bummer.
…Unless you have a good sense of humor about it, that is. Which brings us to this week’s most entertaining Reddit thread: The Life of a Third Wheel.” More
9 seat mates (on a plane) worse than a crying baby. -The Stir
Katy Perry apologizes to Chief Keef… after he threatens to beat her? -BUST
Why you need to stop talking about your wrinkles. -Betty Confidential
The ‘faux-out‘ = great hair, minus the tools. -Ladyish
Why don’t we ask teens how watching porn affects them? -Double X
People still lying about the number of people they’ve had sex with. -Nerve
Most promising television pilots for fall 2013. -ET Online
The Pros & Cons of free open-source software. -Money Crashers
A comparative analysis of “Opposites Attract” by Paula Abdul. -The Hairpin
Republican lawmaker doesn’t think women understand themselves. -The Frisky
11 date ideas for day time. -Your Tango
