Red Carpet Rundown: A Fashion Disaster Dystopia At The 2013 Billboard Music Awards
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Radio Host Pete Santilli Thinks Hillary Clinton Should Be “Shot In The Vagina”
Introducing ‘Fatkinis,’ A Bikini Line Exclusively For Women Sizes 10 – 24
I’ve always been told that one of the basic signifiers of adulthood is reaching an age where you do not store all of your money frantically under your mattress or in a piggy bank. You go to the bank, you open an account, you feel that you’ve grown-up. But then, I guess I do not work in the adult film industry where that, weirdly, would not be an option. More
We all end up thinking that we’re characters on TV shows. Some women end up thinking that they’re Carrie Bradshaw, or, worse, Hannah Horvath. They are not. Even more ridiculously, some men in your life may think they are Don Draper. No. They are not Don Draper. They are maybe Pete Campbell. Here is why: More
There are a lot of terrible things in the world that do not make sense, like why bad things happen to good people, or why sometimes the people we love do not love us back, or… well, I could go on. But, in an attempt to add to that list, there’s now radio host Pete Santilli who thinks that Hillary Clinton should be “shot in the vagina.” More
This music video by Patricia Krentcil is going to burn your eyeballs as though you stared into the sun itself. Are you ready you guys? It’s Tan Mom. More
Remember how in Arrested Devlopment Tobias Funke was afraid of being naked? The show – which is having a much anticipated 4th season Netflix starting May 26th – provided us with the term “Never Nude.” And it turns out it’s a real thing! More
Look at the images above. Do you find them “aesthetically unpalatable?” Magazines do, and they wanted them replaced with pictures of bikini models. More
If you have not seen Dangerous Liasons I do not know what kind of choices you are making with your life. Why are you sitting reading a website right now? Jesus Christ, stop being so dumb. Go watch Dangerous Liasons immediately. It’s about 18th century French aristocrats playing sex games because they are sophisticated and bored and well read. It’s everything you ever wanted Fifty Shades of Grey to be. More
So, Pat Robertson thinks that if your husband is cheating it’s probably your fault for being a bad homemaker? Really? I really, really thought, “Do not commit adultery” was an actual thing that applied to both genders. More
There’s currently a piece on Thought Catalog called “The Five Best Kisses I Have Had” but I’m of the theory that all good kisses are essentially the same, whereas all bad ones are bad in their own way. Gonna tell you about the bad ones! More
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Weird gender discrimination thing you probably never noticed or knew about! Men get 70% of speaking roles on film. Women get only 28.4%. The other 1.6% go to iguanas and monkeys. More
A woman just entered her unborn fetus in a beauty pageant. Because that is a totally normal, reasonable thing to do! You want to start kids on those beauty pageants as early as possible, sometimes before they have ever seen the light of day (or anything outside of a womb). According to this hilarious write-up on Jezebel: More
As if dating - and feeling pretty – in New York wasn’t hard enough already, there is something new to make you feel bad about yourself! Speed dating specifically for women under a size eight. More
The Hong Kong Security Secretary, Lai Tung-kwok, is under fire for saying something incredibly stupid. Namely, he said that if women drank less, they might get raped less. More
I swear to God, these things are going to make a comeback under the name “granddaughter jeans.” More
