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J.C. Penney Really Wants You Back

J.C. Penney Really Wants You Back

After a 4.3 billion drop in revenue last year, J.C. Penney has essentially become your saddest ex-boyfriend, just begging you to come back, apologizing for anything they might ever have done wrong, and promising they won’t do it again. You should quiz them on whether or not they know what they did. All I can think of is this one dumb shirt, and I’m not sure that would account for their absolutely massive drop in sales. More »

Villainess Style: Dress Like Daisy Buchanan

Villainess Style: Dress Like Daisy Buchanan

Spoiler! Sweetheart, you just don’t get to commit hit and runs and still qualify as a good person. I know that when it comes to Daisy Buchanan (played by Carey Mulligan) that is really confusing for some people. Nonetheless, that is true, even if your voice is so soft and gentle and lovely and you look like the cutest blonde flapper ever. But once you kill someone and flee the state, you’re still a villain. It’s just this whole thing about how villainy works. Good outfits, though. More »