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Gosh, I Feel Bad For Short Men

Gosh, I Feel Bad For Short Men

I end up feeling pretty bad for short guys. I mean, not Napoleon. I do not feel particularly bad for Napoleon. I think, ultimately, like Jay Gatsby, Napoleon was alright in the end. Nor do I feel particularly bad for Hugh Dancy, who is a very short man, but seems to have a lovely relationship with Claire Danes. I also do not feel bad for Tom Cruise because I think he is utterly insane.

But, you know, all the other ones.
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3 Good Dating Tips From Iron Man 3

3 Good Dating Tips From Iron Man 3

I went to see Iron Man 3 the other night (yes, before it came out, I roll really deep with some pretty cool people. I knocked over an entire table full of free popcorn, like cool people do) and I was charmed to see that it’s actually a romantic comedy cleverly disguised as an action movie. Basically, it’s about Pepper Pots and Iron Man trying make their relationship as a couple work. And the advice is not just, “Give more blowjobs!” I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but there’s some good advice in there. Namely: More »

Why We Should Bring Back Hats (And Not Just At The Kentucky Derby)

Why We Should Bring Back Hats (And Not Just At The Kentucky Derby)

Do you want to look mysterious? That’s a hat for that. Do you want to look friendly, and approachable? There’s a hat for that. Do you want to look like your are ready to to spur your horse on at the Kentucky Derby. There’s a hat for that. Honestly, there’s a hat for everything except looking like you belong in the 21st certury, but that is your fault. You took that away from yourselves. More »