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A Comedian Got People To Text Their Parents And Imply They Are Spreading STDs

For the past little while, Comedy Central comedian Nathan Fielder has been using the power of Twitter to convince people to play pranks on their loved ones, like texting their parents about drugs “by mistake” or telling their significant others they haven’t been completely honest with them. While I think that last one was kind of mean, I’m pretty amused by his latest bit of mischief: getting people to text their parents implying they might have not only contracted, but passed along, an STD: More »

Wise Guy BBC Radio Host Prank Calls Kate Moss About An Errant High School Musical DVD

Ladies and gentlemen, The Real Kate Moss, as revealed by a prank call from a friend. More »

What Should You Do When Your Friend Is Cheating On His Or Her Significant Other?

Dear Jamie: So I have this friend. I love this friend a lot, but maybe he (let’s call him a he) is a little immature where relationships are concerned. He’s still “figuring things out,” as they say. This friend has been cheating on his girlfriend with other women; it’s happened a few times now. And no, they’re not in an open relationship. What, if anything, should I do? More »

American Woman Drinks, Shops Through Turkey’s Political Upheaval

As you may know, the country of Turkey is currently going through a period of unrest that may yet reach revolutionary levels. Fed up with the government’s oppressive policies, thousands of people are taking to the streets to do battle with a brutal police force as they agitate for change. A few people have died already, and hundreds more have been injured. Sounds like a perfect climate in which to get drunk and go shopping, right? More »

Oral Sex Is Finally, Just Now, A Cool Thing For Men To Do To Women

Have you heard of this strange new sex move called “cunnilingus”? It’s when—get this—a person puts his or her mouth on a woman’s vulva, and uses his or her tongue to stimulate said woman’s “clitoris,” a strange, pinky toe-like nub about which little is currently understood. More »

Greta Gerwig Is Glad She’s Getting Famous Because It Means People Send Her Clothing That Actually Fits

Being a semi-famous actress has got to be weird. You suddenly have to talk about yourself frequently, to various members of the press (but only in a “cool,” “likeable” way), and designers are always sending you beautiful, expensive clothes that do not fit you. What the what? More »

New York State Senators Agree To Propose Legislation That Will Apply Child Labor Laws To Underage Models

Encouraging news today from The Model Alliance! New York state senators Jeffrey Klein and Diane Sevino have agreed to introduce legislation that would drastically improve the working conditions for models under the age of 18. More »

John Galliano’s First Post-Firing Interview Makes Us Genuinely Feel For Him

Anyone still on the fence about whether John Galliano has truly repented for the terrible things he said back in 2011 would do well to read Vanity Fair‘s latest feature on him, for which he gave his first interview since being fired from Dior. More »

Farrah Abraham Says Nasty Things About James Deen, Misunderstands Title Of Her Own Adult Film

Farrah Abraham seems confused about a lot of things: how not to get pregnant, how to act in the pre-sex parts of a porno, and what constitutes an “adult film” versus a “private sex tape.” But one thing I thought she had to be clear on was what, exactly, the title of her porno, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, was referring to. More »

What We're Reading:

Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir

There Are Men Who Stroke Women’s Genitals For The Purpose Of Helping Them Meditate

It’s called “orgasmic meditation.” Look at all those happy faces! More »

Female Israeli Soldiers Disciplined For Posting Sexy Photos On Facebook

A group of female Israeli soldiers has been “disciplined” after it came to their commanding officers’ attention that they’d used their very first tour of duty to take some military-themed cheesecake photos, which they naturally posted to Facebook. More »

Miley Cyrus’ New Single Features Monokini, Hard Drug Use

Miley Cyrus‘ ongoing transformation from squeaky clean Disney star to edgy, can’t-be-tamed woman-child has thus far revolved primarily around her Instagram photos and personal style choices. But at the end of the day, she’s still officially a pop star, so now there’s a new song to listen to while you watch The Miley Show on the internet each day. More »

There Is Now A Job Website For Beautiful People Only

With unemployment at record levels in North America, the UK and Europe, it’s important to provide special opportunities for all those who, through no action of their own, were born prettier than everyone else. More »

Pick Of The Week: Hands Free Whopper

In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More »

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