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Since I am all about the controversial fashion statements these days, I’ll see you your romper and raise you a visible bra. I was recently re-re-watching the entire last season of Sex and the City (my husband loved this, as … More
I am a frequent wearer of everything in my husband’s closet, from his t-shirts to his blazers to yes, even his underthings (very cozy – and sorta oddly sexy – sleepwear). If you’ve got a willing co-habitant of the male … More
Since I’ve spent much of today writing about pool floats that I do not want and halved furniture that I do not want, let me now move on to a new subject: food that I do not want. See that? … More
That’s right: an absinthe egg cream. Yee! A cocktail that comes complete with its own little Tinkerbell and has the extra allure of maybe-possibly (but not really) being illegal? Doesn’t get much better than that, folks. What you need: Absinthe Sparkling water … More
So there’s this guy, Josh Amatore Hughes, and he’s written a little tome called Punk Shui: Home Design For Anarchists, in which he seeks to “help those who desire more from their life and living space.” I’d kinda prefer if he … More
No, smoking isn’t cool. But if it was cool, Tom Waits would look cool doing it. Tom Waits is also cool because he has conversations like this one (1988): Tom Waits: Yeah, well, living with kids is like living with … More
You know, I never thought I’d see a pool float I didn’t like…but yep, this would be it. You can buy this GIANT INFLATABLE COCKROACH (seriously? This is something that has to exist?) for just $29.95. The kids will enjoy … More
I get a lot of flack for my pigtail-wearing ways. Like rompers (which I also am strongly in favor of), pigtails are oft-decried as ridiculous, infantilizing, et cetera. But also like rompers, you know what pigtails are? Awesome, and awesome … More
I’ve taken home a lot of lasting lessons from the cinematic masterpiece Showgirls: that a heavy eye paired with a heavy lip can be just right in certain situations, that it’s best not to bounce down a set of metal … More
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Remember those little metal hook-things your grandma used to carry around with her so that she didn’t have to dump her purse on the floor when you took her out to the Legion? Well, they’re back…and I’m here to tell … More
Economy got you down? Boss riding your tail again? Not to worry: giving your afternoon a little pep couldn’t be easier! What you need: Coffee Day Brightener What you do: 1. On lunch break, pick up 1 or 2 (8 … More
By which I mean the tie clip, not the utter lack of regard for his own well-being. Tie clips? Sexy on a stick, and such little problem-solvers! First of all, tie clips address the issue of how to mix up … More
OK, now: we can all nod our heads and participate in the national delusion that Hammer pants, shoulder pads, and cone bras are stunningly fashion-forward, but come on. Pat the ’80s on the head, hand over a boombox and some … More
Yup, this would be how you do summer beauty. The best part? To get this look, all you need to do is mosey on over to your local Rite Aid to purchase three simple products: 1. Liquid eyeliner (go for … More
