Author Archives: Kate Messinger

Awesome Animals I Would Date (If I Were Also An Animal Or Into That)

Awesome Animals I Would Date (If I Were Also An Animal Or Into That)

Lets skip the whole bestiality discussion and just imagine a beautiful world where awesome humans and awesome animals could go on awesome dates together. These animals will love you whenever, listen to you always, and are probably way more interesting than any human I could persuade to ride a two-seater bicycle with me (that’s really what dating is in my mind).

I mean, who wouldn’t date an Astro Chimp or a Solider Bear who smokes cigarettes and eats them?

Only a fool who hates fun. More »

The Best Tweets About Superhero Ryan Gosling

The Best Tweets About Superhero Ryan Gosling

If he wasn’t before, Ryan Gosling is now a hero. After journalist Laurie Penny tweeted that the most perfect man in the universe Ryan Gosling ”saved” her from walking into an oncoming taxi, the topic started trending… with a vengeance.  Women have been throwing themselves in front of cars, men have re-evaluated their manhood, and Gotham City has turned on the Gos-Signal to shine in the night sky. Here are the best Twitter responses to the near catastrophic event that Gosling stopped from happening. More »