That hallucinatory summer heat is here and it’s causing you to make some pretty strange life choices, both in fashion and romance. Let’s analyze what your summer shoes say about your summer love interests, because every good pseudo-fashion therapist knows that shoes are the window to the sex life! More
Author Archives: Kate Messinger
Lets skip the whole bestiality discussion and just imagine a beautiful world where awesome humans and awesome animals could go on awesome dates together. These animals will love you whenever, listen to you always, and are probably way more interesting than any human I could persuade to ride a two-seater bicycle with me (that’s really what dating is in my mind).
I mean, who wouldn’t date an Astro Chimp or a Solider Bear who smokes cigarettes and eats them?
Only a fool who hates fun. More
Because apparently a lot of people did last year. More
Honestly, I wish I could have dated Maurice Sendak, but his illustrations will have to do. More
Here’s a fun game to play when you wish you could shove all your ex boyfriends in the back of your closet and forget about them forever. Go through your list and imagine each ex as a different designer handbag. Now imagine not buying them, or even better, burning them in a pile in your backyard. Now you’re really in control!
In 6th grade a new friend came over and saw both of my parents lounging naked in the backyard. This is when I found out my family was a little different than most. More
Now that the sun is shining we can take our cute dresses and sandals out of hibernation and start to prepare for the perfect season for dating. More
Here are a few must haves for your Spring Beauty Survival Kit to keep you ready for everything and looking like you’ve been in an underground beauty spa for the winter season. More
What’s better than old people commenting on Facebook? What’s better than completely bizarre online resturant reviews? A combination of both, of course! More
I went to an 17 years old’s house party. It was an accident, I swear. More
If he wasn’t before, Ryan Gosling is now a hero. After journalist Laurie Penny tweeted that the most perfect man in the universe Ryan Gosling ”saved” her from walking into an oncoming taxi, the topic started trending… with a vengeance. Women have been throwing themselves in front of cars, men have re-evaluated their manhood, and Gotham City has turned on the Gos-Signal to shine in the night sky. Here are the best Twitter responses to the near catastrophic event that Gosling stopped from happening. More
Both are style icons. Both have made millions selling themselves to young girls. Both have small faces and extra malleable hair. Now, once and for all, we must decide who has better style: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen or Troll Dolls.