I like Eleanor Roosevelt as well as the next person, but I don’t need to be constantly reminded of her corniest moments. More
Obviously, I don’t understand the world of PR, retail, or natural disasters. More
Ladies, hold on to your ovaries. All of your princess dreams from childhood are about to come flooding back to you and it might be too much to bear.
Alright, everyone ready? More
I have much better ideas on what to do with 20,000 pairs of fake Louboutins than setting them on fire. Not all of those ideas involve giving the shoes to me. More
So now that I’ve gotten all high-and-mighty about maturity and taking responsibility for your own actions, I’d like to continue the grown-up discussion with a different subject. Back-to-school shopping.
Why would grown-ups talk about back-to-school shopping? You might be asking. Unless we’re talking about the grown-ups’ school-aged children. But we’re not. We’re talking about me. More
I have a lot of sympathy for Kristen Stewart at the moment. I think it sucks that her personal flirtations with an older, married man are being tossed around in the press and blown into some huge, horrible ordeal. It’s really time for us all to move on.
But there’s one part of this whole mess that we need to be clear on first. Kristen Stewart is an adult. We shouldn’t forgive her because she’s 22-years-old and can’t be held accountable for her own choices. We should forgive her because she’s human and it’s none of our business anyways. More
Just in case your day needed a few more badass females putting jerks in their place, let us introduce you to Zoe Smith. More
JK. It just exists to make people feel poor. More
Just in case I’m the next recipient of your Tumblr love letters, that’s Lindsay, with an “a”. More
It’s possible that I go overboard when it comes to saying, “I’m sorry.” Like, I do it a lot. And maybe it’s time I grow out of that. Am I the only one who is just realizing that their frequent apologies make them look a little insecure? More
Yes, yes, yes. Their privacy was invaded. It’s horrible. But about these swim trunks… More
Because a custom Rolls Royce is completely inconspicuous without its license plates. More
After college, reclaiming the word ‘bitch’ seems be less about accepting strong and powerful women, and more about excusing bad behavior. More
It can’t be just me that finds Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender to be the sexiest couple of all time. I don’t care if they aren’t actually dating.
In fact, it’s even better. I don’t want to see them getting coffee and holding hands in a farmers market. I want to see them like this, like they are on the cover of this month’s W. More