Professional athletes really only get one big rep carpet a year, so it makes sense that they brought their A-game. (Yes, I’m going to make bad puns like this the whole post. You’ll have to grin and bear it.) More
Author Archives: Lindsay Cross
My friend, Ann*, is jumping back into the dating pool. Unfortunately she picked a guy who has a picture of himself without a shirt on for his Facebook profile. A grown man who wants to represent himself to the world topless and trying to look like he’s not flexing. Do I step in? More
Yes, this is legit. More
Listen, Lady Gaga got weird there for a minute. She was wearing clothes that an average citizen might try to pull off. I think it was awkward for everyone. More
Apparently the mayor of Triberg, Germany thinks your uterus interferes with your hand-eye coordination. More
Apparently, there are even more all-stars from the Project Runway franchise who are coming back to compete for publicity. I know this because Katie Holmes had a guest-judging gig for the show a day or two after announcing her divorce. … More
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I need to admit something a little sad. I think I’ve officially been desensitized to the presence of Photoshop. In fact, it’s not even the unnaturally smooth seams or wrinkleless faces that I’m used to. I don’t seem to bat an eye anymore at oddly proportioned bodies and blatant misunderstanding of anatomy. Basically, if a limb isn’t missing, I don’t even really notice it anymore. Thank you to a Gloss reader for putting me in my place. More
Sue me once, shame on me. Sue me twice, someone’s greedy! More
Sheryl Crow says her benign brain tumor is no big deal. It’s a side note. I would be milking that prognosis for all its worth. More
Thank the Heavens Pope Angry Eyes clarified this very pressing issue. More