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Mittens VS Gloves: The Battle Continues

Mittens VS Gloves: The Battle Continues

I’ll wear gloves to your funeral, you mitten user! More »

This Winter, Please Don’t Wear High Heel Rain Boots

This Winter, Please Don't Wear High Heel Rain Boots

Slapping a heel on a rain boot is not going to make it more appealing. It is only going to make it stupid. More »

Cute Guys With Beards That Aren’t Ryan Gosling

Cute Guys With Beards That Aren't Ryan Gosling

Matt Berninger, lead singer of The National

Michaels Fassbender

Maybe it’s just me, but I find myself more attracted to men with beards in the winter time. More »

Does Baking Soda Work For Acne?

Does Baking Soda Work For Acne?

Here’s a little something about me you may never glean from reading my posts: I have acne. I’ve been told my acne is “adult acne”. Perhaps I should feel better I wasn’t told my acne is “immature”, “sophomoric”, or “could apply itself more”. More »

What Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Says About You

What Your Favorite Girl Scout Cookie Says About You

Thin Mint- Elitist

Trefoil- Minimalist

Tag Along- Optimist

Do Se Do- Naturalist

Shout Outs- Feminist

Girl Scouts introduce new cookie: Savannah Smiles! More »

Our Imaginary Interview With Karl Lagerfeld

Our Imaginary Interview With Karl Lagerfeld

“You’re never disappointed by your imagination,” -Karl Lagerfeld, 2011. More »

Drunk History Christmas With Ryan Gosling

Drunk History Christmas With Ryan Gosling

Feliz Ryan Gosling! More »

Fashionable 2011 Movies (Other Than ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’)

Fashionable 2011 Movies (Other Than 'The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo')

Meloncholia (Justine)

Martha Marcy May Marlene (Martha)

Tanner Hall (Fernanda)

Midnight In Paris (Adriana)

Drive (The Driver)

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo clothing line: Same great look without the scary eyebrows! More »

Here Is Daniel Day Lewis As Abraham Lincoln

Here Is Daniel Day Lewis As Abraham Lincoln

Daniel Day Lewis as Abraham Lincoln, our country’s favorite ’90s GAP model. More »

What We're Reading:

Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango

8 Names Kourtney Kardashian Should Consider For Her Baby

8 Names Kourtney Kardashian Should Consider For Her Baby

Kourtney Kardashian Jr.

Super High Heels Kardashian

Kardashian Kardashian

Kris Kristoferson Kardashian

Kipling Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian announced her pregnancy this week and we thought we’d throw some suggestions into the ever growing list of baby names. For example: take a regular name, replace the first letter with a “L” and before you know it… More »

We Crashed A MAXIM Casting Call (And This Is What Happened)

We Crashed A MAXIM Casting Call (And This Is What Happened)

In which we attend a Maxim open casting call and people get naked. …Not us. More »