Author Archives: Meghan Keane

The Best Dressed Boobs At The CMT Music Awards

The Best Dressed Boobs At The CMT Music Awards

Country music is about a lot of things. But when it comes to the (many) awards shows to celebrate it, there are really two things you want to show off. Big hair and big boobs. Last night’s CMT Music Awards delivered a few surprises – like inexplicably choosing Kristen Bell to host – but also had plenty of boobs on display to please diehard fans. To the red carpet! More »

Don Draper’s Plaid Sport Coat: How Do You Feel?

Don Draper's Plaid Sport Coat: How Do You Feel?

Last night on Mad Men, Don Draper’s new wife Megan proved that she is in his life to make big changes. Some of them terrible. Like this crazy plaid sport coat. Is this the worst thing to happen to Don Draper since the government almost found out his real name was Dick Whitman and he had to expose his secrets to Pete Campbell? Or am I overreacting? More »

Could Lesbianism Have Saved Whitney Houston’s Life?

Could Lesbianism Have Saved Whitney Houston's Life?

There are now (and have always been) a lot of people mad at Bobby Brown. Mostly he is blamed for introducing Whitney Houston to a lifestyle filled with drugs and dispair. And now there’s a theory that would have tidily swept all that away if Whitney Houston had been allowed to stay in her lesbian relationship with Robyn Crawford. But that kind of revisionism never works. More »

Justin Timberlake Maybe Proposed To Jessica Biel?

Justin Timberlake Maybe Proposed To Jessica Biel?

Justin Timberlake has been dating Jessica Biel for almost five years. And despite the longevity of their relationship, I have still not been able to convince myself that they are in a real relationship. But if a tweet from an art gallery owner in Wyoming can be believed (and really, why not?) the two got engaged at The Amangani, a luxury resort in Wyoming where they’re currently staying.

And it must be fate, because this (Justin’s first (and potentially fake) engagement) took place just as his former flame Britney Spears started on the winding road toward her third (potentially fake) marriage. More »

So How’s That Post-Wedding Diet Going?

So How's That Post-Wedding Diet Going?

Going on a wedding diet was always a bit embarrassing for me. And yet I did it. And I’m glad I did. I even thought that it had permanently changed my eating habits for the better. But somehow, at just over two months of being married (we’re almost at the Kardashian watermark, y’all), that is not actually what’s happening.

There is something about the looming deadline of a wedding that helped me to keep my eating habits in order. A month ago I was convinced that continuing on my diet would be a piece of cake. And now? A piece of cake? Why, I don’t mind if I do. Be right back.
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