If you were to enter the Miss USA pageant, and you were to lose, there are probably only two ways to rebelliously celebrate. By getting massively married and/or pregnant or pounding alcohol. Luckily for her, Miss Michigan Kristen Danyal chose the latter. More
Author Archives: Meghan Keane
This morning hearts across the occult musical scene (is that a thing?) broke as news came out that Marilyn Manson was engaged. The lucky lady? Actress and “independent occult filmmaker” Seraphin Ward. Unfortunately, the engagement never actually happened. More
Last night on Mad Men, Don Draper’s new wife Megan proved that she is in his life to make big changes. Some of them terrible. Like this crazy plaid sport coat. Is this the worst thing to happen to Don Draper since the government almost found out his real name was Dick Whitman and he had to expose his secrets to Pete Campbell? Or am I overreacting? More
Is the Clarisonic a silly earthling product, as Jennifer and Ashley thought? More
There are now (and have always been) a lot of people mad at Bobby Brown. Mostly he is blamed for introducing Whitney Houston to a lifestyle filled with drugs and dispair. And now there’s a theory that would have tidily swept all that away if Whitney Houston had been allowed to stay in her lesbian relationship with Robyn Crawford. But that kind of revisionism never works. More
Is there something about writing that makes people want to cover up and look intelligent? Probably. Because last night at the Writers Guild Awards in Los Angeles, actors and actresses were more than a little hidden than usual. Probably because the writers were just dressed as themselves and they were trying to fit in.
What? Tom Cruise And Laura Prepon Are Dating?!
How Did This Teen's Urine Basically Ruin Portland?
Kirsten Dunst Is Sexual Assault Victim-Blaming Now
Heartbreaking Texts Sent From Missing Ferry Passengers
16 Year-Old Girl Posts Her Suicide Video To YouTube
For those of you who have been reminiscing of the heady days of 2004, when Paris Hilton was the reigning vapid socialite on the airwaves, be cheered. Paris is still alive. How do we know?
Because she’s on the cover of Vanity Fair Spain. And the title of the article says so. More
Justin Timberlake has been dating Jessica Biel for almost five years. And despite the longevity of their relationship, I have still not been able to convince myself that they are in a real relationship. But if a tweet from an art gallery owner in Wyoming can be believed (and really, why not?) the two got engaged at The Amangani, a luxury resort in Wyoming where they’re currently staying.
And it must be fate, because this (Justin’s first (and potentially fake) engagement) took place just as his former flame Britney Spears started on the winding road toward her third (potentially fake) marriage. More
Going on a wedding diet was always a bit embarrassing for me. And yet I did it. And I’m glad I did. I even thought that it had permanently changed my eating habits for the better. But somehow, at just over two months of being married (we’re almost at the Kardashian watermark, y’all), that is not actually what’s happening.
There is something about the looming deadline of a wedding that helped me to keep my eating habits in order. A month ago I was convinced that continuing on my diet would be a piece of cake. And now? A piece of cake? Why, I don’t mind if I do. Be right back.
Ladies, take heed. If you want to have photos of yourself frolicking with your fiance, try to get trick someone to do it for free, like Anne Hathaway did with her fiance Andrew Shulman this week.
Do you need engagement photos? No. Do you want them? …Maybe? More