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Jerry Lewis Says Female Comedians ‘Bother’ Him

You know, because y’all beezies should be poppin’ twins out left ‘n right, not makin’ no funnies. More »

Jose Canseco Is Currently Tweeting Female Accuser’s Photo & Personal Information To All His Followers

After allegedly assaulting a woman, former pro athlete Jose Canseco has taken to Twitter to tell half a million followers the woman’s personal information, as well as showing what she looks like. More »

Abercrombie & Fitch Is, Like, So Sorry For Being Exclusionary Jerks

Oh, you’re sorry because ~~everyone hates you now and you’re afraid of your stocks falling~~ your comments and practices discourage inclusivity and diversity? Well, good. I guess. But …oh, what’s that ol’ saying that definitely applies here? “Too little too late”? More »

Obama Looked Ridiculous(ly Awesome) At Prom

The Barry Obama prom pictures are here! And they are spectacular in their own odd (yet oddly normal) wawy. More »

Illinois Schools Now Require Teaching About Birth Control In Sex Education Classes

You know how there are many states that irresponsibly still believe (or, at least, their politicians pretend to believe) that kids shouldn’t be taught about birth control in sex education classes? Fortunately, one state is actually taking a step forward! More »

There’s Going To Be A Menstrual Poetry Slam Next Month In NYC

Calling all bleeding, uhm, hearts! There’s going to be a menstruation-themed poetry slam in New York City. More »

Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis Thinks ‘Retarded’ Jurors Should Be Systematically Murdered

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was found guilty on three counts of false imprisonment and one of assault likely to cause great bodily injury.

But he is a nice guy, folks! Really, you stupid bitches, he is. More »

Would You Ride ‘Singles Cars’ On The Subway To Find Love?

I will likely not be participating in anything like this, ever, because I would rather hang out in a room full of the monsters from Cabin in the Woods than mingle on my morning commute. But for all you very openminded folks, go book those tickets and [insert stupid pun about 'climbing aboard']! More »

Lingerie Football Coach Says Sexual Threat To Player

Since when did coaching stop being about helping players achieve their highest potential as a team and, instead, about sexually threatening them? More »

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This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
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Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
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6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
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3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
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Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
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Dear Lady Drivers: Stop Destroying Mexico With Those Stupid Face Crayons, You Shallow Dummies

Just so you know, women are ruining the world and roads by maybe applying makeup while driving. They make the “while driving” text all red and shit because, y’know, blood. More »

On The Importance Of Growing Up With Adulting Author Kelly Williams Brown

As frequent readers of The Gloss know, I (as well as many of my fellow writers, I’m sure) am terrified of the future. It’s difficult to know what direction we’re all going on, let along how to get to the destination we want, let alone whether that destination is actually what we want anyway. But one thing is for sure: we are going get older, and we can only choose how to face that fact. If you, like us, are ~~a bit~~ utterly confused as to how to go about becoming an adult, then you should absolutely pick up Adulting: How To Become A Grown-Up In 468 Easy(ish) Steps by Kelly Williams Brown. More »

Hollister Spent Four Years Refusing To Accommodate People With Disabilities Because Of Course They Did

Last I checked, being “effortlessly cool” and “timeless” didn’t include discrimination. In fact, the easiest and fastest way to seem dated is to show ignorance of this sort, oui? More »

Three Monsters Teenagers Sexually Assaulted A 12-Year-Old, Filmed It And Put The Video On Facebook

There are many truly awful things in the world, but once in a while, we read or hear something that makes us choke up and nearly vomit. More »

Winona Ryder: ‘I Look Forward To Wrinkles’

It’s always awesome when a big Hollywood name not only defies beauty standards, but does so in a “hey, beauty standards shouldn’t exist in the first place” kinda way. Given how accepting — whether it’s reluctantly or without question — the general celebrity crowd treats ideals regarding women and aging, I was so, so excited to read Winona Ryder‘s comments on her own process of growing older. Spoiler alert: it’s not self-deprecating nor is it critical toward others. It is wonderful. More »

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