Not long ago, we had the pleasure of analyzing this groundbreaking video, “Don’t Put It On Me,” by Courtney Stodden. Stodden, 16, had recently made news for marrying a 51-year-old man, and also for saying that she was 16 when she looks closer to 40.

We, and many of you, wondered about whether or not Stodden could really be as young as she said she was. The hair, the boob job, the perpetual face suggesting that she had been a high-class escort for at least 15 years.

Well, we’ve since sort of let it go, but someone out there hasn’t: E! News reports that they pulled a Donald on Stodden’s ass, and acquired her birth certificate.

They verified once and for all that plastic surgery really does age you, because Stodden isn’t lying. She was born in 1994.